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ScareCrowReturn

ScareCrowReturn

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Okay well I have a 'friend' on facebook who always writes about **** thtat nobody cares about.. I mean, alot of people do that, but she is the worst I have on my list.. Lately she wrote this..

"To the drunk old man from Burger King in town last night.

No. No i am not a west sider who was high on cocaine. And next time you try to jump the que and attempt to steal my treasured food i shall thump you. You dont belong in town. Go home and do some knitting or what ever it is you do best. And to the girl who gave me a dodgy smile after hearing me tell my mate i have commitment issues, yeah dont get the wrong idea. That was not an invitation.

From an east side, drug free, straight girl. :P"
Can you please give me something awesome to write back to her? Just to somehow make her get a hint that nobody gives a f*ck?

Cheers
 
"I find you fascinating, are you able to be this worthless on command, or does it take preparation and training to waste my time?"
 
I like Firis's. But that kind of annoyance outstrips most people on my Facebook "Friends" list.
 
I don't know how Facebook works, but can't you simply "not give a ****" and ignore her? Or if she's a 'friend', can't you delete her or something?

If that doesn't work, ask someone random to tell her something like: "One of your friends asked me to tell you nobody gives a ****." So you can tell her and stir up some ****.
 
"Instead of being a c**t on facebook, go tell them cause quite frankly.. No one gives a flying rats arse."
 
Do what I did: Click on the arrow to the right, next to their name on the news feed. Select 'Unsubscribe from..." or "Unsubscribe from status updates by..."

This way you can remain friends(without causing some sort of bullsh*t facebook "OMGWHYDIDYOUDELETEMEYOUB*TCH!?" drama) but no longer have any of their annoying status updates.

I've done this to several young attention seeking girls. Who post obvious nasty posts directed at certain people during certain dramas or posts including 'philosophy' - which are obvious attention seeking "like my status pl0x" posts. Also their grammar is atrocious. "It's you're*** not your..."

I was also once this close from unsubsribing from a gentleman who wouldn't stop posting only ":(" after his girlfriend dumped him or cheated on him(I wasn't really paying attention to his previous heartaching status'.)

If that idea isn't enough merely say: "Pardon me, but you've clearly mistaken me for someone who gives a sh*t."

Peace.
 
Sure, here's a comeback: Ignore her.

She sounds like she thrives on attention, why waste your time contributing to that and looking like a dick in the end, when you can disable her statuses and go on about your business?
 
I present, your comeback.

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People use the word thump as intimidation?
 
I didn't know you could un-subscribe and all that, Im pretty useless with facebook, But good ideas, I like, I like!

Buuut you're right, she does love the attention, but then I just wanted to say something so others would jump on in and then I could sit back and relax and watch her get humiliated.. Is that sick? No..
 
ScareCrowReturn said:
I just wanted to say something so others would jump on in and then I could sit back and relax and watch her get humiliated.. Is that sick? No..
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Sounds like something a crazy mad villain would do... and a troll.
 
Gikoku said:
Sounds like something a crazy mad villain would do... and a troll.
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Ill go with a Mad Villain.. This may seem stupid to ask, I've been with the internet along time, but I suck with all the lingo behind it.. What is a Troll, exactly..
 
ScareCrowReturn said:
Ill go with a Mad Villain.. This may seem stupid to ask, I've been with the internet along time, but I suck with all the lingo behind it.. What is a Troll, exactly..
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You're right, it is stupid. You're such a noob. :troll:

Seriously though, just watch this and you'll understand what a troll is.

 
I've got the best idea of all:

Don't use facebook.
 
I dont use facebook, facebok uses me.. :'(

Hah, I like to keep in-touch with friends.

Gikoku said:
You're right, it is stupid. You're such a noob. :troll:

Seriously though, just watch this and you'll understand what a troll is.

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Wow, I never knew it.. But Im pretty sure im a Troll. Hahahaha
 
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