Random Thoughts..

[Lenop]

Having now read the first post...
In public I sometimes have the overwhelming urge to pull on ponytails, smack people's butts or squeeze boobs. But that became less cute and more criminal as I got older.

 

[Gikoku]

It's quite strange how most inappropriate things are adorable when done as a child. Like pretending to be a superhero with my sister's panties worn as a mask.

I often have thoughts about smashing the people I work with in the face with blunt and sharp instruments alike.

That's all bro? Knowing you, I would have imagined you wanting to hijack that forklift in a crazed attempt to run over your co-workers.

This is pretty much how my brain works, majority of my thoughts are ridiculous.

I always think about "What if id did this" moments all the time, some of them can be pretty hilarious..

But im pretty sure its normal for people to think like this..

Well don't leave me in suspense buddy, I wanna hear what some of them hilarious thoughts are.

I have to say I'm pretty disappointed. I was under the impression you actually did do those things, Scotty.

Tell ya what, I'll make it up to you. I'll do all three of those things in one day.. starting tomorrow. When you see me on the news after my arrest, please bail me out.

 

[Quistrix]

ITell ya what, I'll make it up to you. I'll do all three of those things in one day.. starting tomorrow. When you see me on the news after my arrest, please bail me out.

I honestly don't see where the fun would be if I actually did bail you out.

Don't drop the soap, bro.

 

[Gikoku]

Do they accept Greek state debts for bail outs?

I have no idea, but if they do... save my ass. Literally.

I honestly don't see where the fun would be if I actually did bail you out.

Don't drop the soap, bro.

Fine! Then I'll have to get resourceful... I'm bringin' a spare.

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

I always or tend to think about when im walking beside a road, to throw myself into the nearest car, I always wondered what it'd be like.. Also if I went up to any random girl and ask her to go out with me and be all ridiculous about it, shave off every single hair on my body, the normal one of just punching, stabbing, shooting anyone who annoys me, act as if my life was like GTA and just run people over, shoot up the neighbour hood, steal, have sex with prosties, commit suicide in a very funny/awesome way, actually become a real scarecrow, or to buy a plane ticket anywhere and leave and try to re-invent my life as a completely different person.

Meh, thats about it for now, im sure ill think some up on my drive tonight

 

[HobbeBrain]

If I get an awesome idea that at the same time has questionable sensibility or any element of thought behind it, then I usually try to do it before I can think of a reason not to.

Like the time I filled a condom full of Lucozade and started to swing it round my head.

Yup.

 

[Tsuyu]

Condoms make awesome water balloons.

Just FYI.

 

[SelfAppointedGunslinger]

You know the more I read from this thread, the more the phrase "planet inhabited by psychotic apes" from Futurama seems to make sense and ring true.

 

[TRA Rotid]

All the years of respect... gone in one thread. I'm surrounded by lunatics and madmen. As soon as I crack the 8th chevron I'm gone from this place.

 

[Walker]

C'mon, dude, all I wanted to do was grope random strangers. That's totally normal!

 

[Dark Drakan]

That's all bro? Knowing you, I would have imagined you wanting to hijack that forklift in a crazed attempt to run over your co-workers.

Oh believe me that would be quite tame compared to what id be willing to do to some of them from time to time.