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Relationship problems (They're not even MINE!)

Tyloric

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Relationship problems (They're not even MINE!)

So I'm friends with this couple, right? And they fight. A lot. And like, they both come to me for advice. What the **** am I supposed to say?

I recently made it clear to the dude that "I'm really not interested in your relationship problems" and now I think he's ****ed at me. :/

Iunno what to do anymore. @_@
 
Re: Relationship problems (They're not even MINE!)

Whatever you do, for the love of Cthulhu do not send out any sort of sympathy vibes towards one of the parties involved! If the other one finds out, there'll be hell to pay.
 
Re: Relationship problems (They're not even MINE!)

Run. Very very fast. Doesn't matter where to, just so long as it's away from them.

On a less crazy note, just tell them both that whilst you're their friend, it's unfair for them to come to you with their problems as it would mean having to take sides and you don't want to do that. If they're proper friends, they'll accept it, however grudgingly, and keep you out of it.
 
Re: Relationship problems (They're not even MINE!)

Say: "Daemon300 from projectego says that he will eat your souls if you continue..."

Always works ;)