Seksy tiem??
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You're missing some killer baby-making music
with grunts and moans
and if you hold down all the buttons for three seconds, you enter a mini-game where Simon-the-sperm-cell has to travel to the, uhm... pussy.
Okay, so that last part isn't true. But overall the sex scenes has really seen some great changes, the music really helps you get in the mood - if you're getting ready to play a trumpet, that is.
They say stuff too, like "did you just use a fire ball?"
And I'm like "No... that's just my great balls of fire ... on fire ... wait, what!?"
Check out the sexyness of this bit from Fable III
It's a video about this Fable III hero who gets laid, but it's just with his wife, so it's boring.
with grunts and moans
and if you hold down all the buttons for three seconds, you enter a mini-game where Simon-the-sperm-cell has to travel to the, uhm... pussy.
Okay, so that last part isn't true. But overall the sex scenes has really seen some great changes, the music really helps you get in the mood - if you're getting ready to play a trumpet, that is.
They say stuff too, like "did you just use a fire ball?"
And I'm like "No... that's just my great balls of fire ... on fire ... wait, what!?"
Check out the sexyness of this bit from Fable III
It's a video about this Fable III hero who gets laid, but it's just with his wife, so it's boring.
Tsuyu
is wearing Queen's lace panties.
Read: sarcasm
It's like I'm not allowed to say the word, pussy. Which makes you guys, pussies - that's more than one, you know, like a threesome with just one guy - or none!
Hehee, Chumps
*hangs head in newbie shame* yeah, that was it...:blush: :lol:
Tell you what though, I romanced this one ho - married her and everything in a big 20 grand royal wedding and she STILL charged me every time I wanted it. Cheeky cow...
Read: sarcasm
It's like I'm not allowed to say the word, pussy. Which makes you guys, pussies - that's more than one, you know, like a threesome with just one guy - or none!
Hehee, Chumps
The reason it fails is because sperm travels to the womb through the birth canal. Not to the uhm.... pussy.
And where on the female body is the womb located?
Go on! say it!
Between the ovaries!!!!!
Hmm, I have no idea what that means... it wouldn't happen to be some fancy way of saying vagina, now would it?
I'll assume you are joking
the ovaries are where the eggs are held.....
google?
try adding the word "squirt" too, loads of fun, well stuff anyway... wet stuff
Ah, yeah.. this is getting kinda nasty., and I don't mean nasty in a funny way.. there's just not much laughter to be made from female genitals - babies come from there!!
Like a queef, I can't take that seriously. It's nothing like a fart. It's just wrong. WROOONG!!!
First time I read that, I thought it said 'overalls'
I immediately rushed to my closet, putting on a pair of overalls.. I was disappointed
try adding the word "squirt" too, loads of fun, well stuff anyway... wet stuff
Ah, yeah.. this is getting kinda nasty., and I don't mean nasty in a funny way.. there's just not much laughter to be made from female genitals - babies come from there!!
Like a queef, I can't take that seriously. It's nothing like a fart. It's just wrong. WROOONG!!!
Æggestokkene, yeah I had no idea what they were called in english.
First time I read that, I thought it said 'overalls'
I immediately rushed to my closet, putting on a pair of overalls.. I was disappointed
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