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Necromancer

Necromancer

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Well, as some of you may remember from things I've said once or twice, I'm a senior in high school. I'm not really sure if this is done elsewhere, but I have to submit a quote to be put under my portrait in the yearbook. There's only one week left to submit it, and I'm still drawing a blank on what it should be. I need something that's profound/intelligent, hopefully a little funny, and not cliched. Any ideas?

And yes, I looked through this thread. I saw one or two that might work, but nothing that I loved.
 
I wrote "Once you go Malaysian, you won't go Caucasian" for the equivalent of that in my school.

Then again, you aren't from Malaysia.
 
necro, the best advice i can give you is as follows... i just flipped through my yearbook and yoinked all the best quotes. what quotes were bad? serious quotes about growing up, deep quotes, transcendental quotes, quotes thanking your family, quotes thanking your friends, quotes with high school inside jokes (which just look dumb to the rest of the school...doubly so years later), and quotes from popular sources. what popular sources? well, anyone who quoted Groucho Marx, Douglas Adams, John Lennon, or anyone else with an abundance of good quotes had the same one as everyone else.

what quotes were good? the ones that weren't serious. years later, you and everyone who looks at this book really won't care about it. the people who make the witty and unserious quotes look like they understood that years before everyone who tried to be deep or thank their friends and family for something as easy as graduating from high school. MAKE IT SOMETHING FUNNY THAT ISN'T DEEP AND ISN'T THANKFUL AND ISN'T IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM, SERIOUS.

mine was a quote from talladega nights.
"America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed."
-Eleanor Roosevelt

but flipping through my senior yearbook...i'll write them as i see them.

"i am currently away from my computer."

"I hate when people use something that someone else said as their senior quote"
-Chance Ferris

"DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS YEARBOOK QUOTE TO AT LEAST 3 YEARBOOKS YOU WILL NEVER FIND LOVE. THIS REALLY WORKS."

"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning"
-Calvin and Hobbes

"Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students."
-Robin Williams

"This is sparta" *kick*
-Leonidas

"Taking my time to perfect the beat. And I still got love for the streets. Get Money."
-William Shakespeare

can i just add that this is out of literally hundreds of students?
do the math on the ratio there for a minute.
 
"What we've become, is the price we've paid to get what we used to want."

"In ten years, is anything I say here really going to make a difference?"

"The more sand that passes through the hourglass of our lives, the clearer we should see through it."
 
"Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German, means 'A Whale's Vagina'"
 
cheezMcNASTY said:
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning"
-Calvin and Hobbes
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PhilistineEars said:
"In ten years, is anything I say here really going to make a difference?"
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Those are the best two I've heard so far. The Calvin and Hobbes one had me laughing in amazement for almost a full minute. I'm seriously considering using it.
 
no problem d00d.
calvin and hobbes is the best two things combined since hookers and blow in my opinion, so i really like the fact that you'd choose a quote from them.
genius combination of childish ignorance and intellectual thought.
 
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