Look, man, you know what I'm going to say, don't you? It's really simple:
GO TO THE LIBRARY.
Of course, currently every library in the country is going to have a wait list AT LEAST forty people long, but still. My system currently has them in "In Processing" status, but they're generally pretty good about getting them out in delivery. So at 12:30-1:00 when that big blue truck arrives at my branch, I'm immediately coming down violently ill and going home to read.
Because, being the smart nerd that I am, I'm #5 on that 41-person list and the system has ten copies. AND I work there, so I have dibs anyway.