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Spambots? Or Annoying Advertisers

Daniel Ray

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If you noticed, we seem to have an increase of threads from 1 time posters advertising all of sorts of weird stuff that have nothing to do with Fable, or gaming at all. Can we stop these from spawning problems? Have spambots invaded our lovely, lovely sanctum?
 
Three ways to go. All are bad.

1. Super massive and super annoying Captcha implementations. Everyone gets to prove that they are human every thirty seconds. A Captcha Co. Representative will arrive at your home for a thorough cavity search to ensure that you are indeed human - the Representative will be singing The Killers' Human during this process. He then installs a peripheral device which will be used to collect blood samples and take retina scans whenever your computer does something slightly inhuman. While this has the added benefit of making access to furry pr0n very inconvenient, the downside is that it's just ten more hoops to jump through when signing up for or accessing the site.

2. IP blocking. Why use Occam's Razor when he's got a really big cleaver? Money's on a bunch of these bots coming from the same places. Rather than blocking the individual IPs, blocking entire chunks of countries can be far more effective. The only downside to this one is that it denies access to legitimate users.

3. Step up staff presence. Enlisting a zealous brown shirt Hitler youth anti-bot force that will race to delete posts from bots and ban their accounts will make sure higher staff can do something more productive with their time, like making sure the new recruits aren't trolling others and abusing their new powers. Can't possibly imagine a downside to that one... >.>

Perhaps stepped down implementations of all three would be a good approach.
 
One of them was advertising viagra the other day. So you can say what you want about them, only real bros care about your erectile dysfunction.
 
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Thankfully Viagra is the worst of it, glad it's not the kind that spams shock pics that can't be erased from memory.




... knowing my luck I'm probably speaking too soon.
 
Hehe - just checked the main forum page for DMC and it says we have 150 people online...and about 100 of them are spambots...
 
I know the feeling, every day the same think its warping my mind. Cleaning 3 forums of them all every couple of hours. Viagra and Ugg Boots it seems... :|

How lovely it would be to take all these bots and somehow turn them against their creator.
 
As people might have noticed the lack of spam swarms over last few weeks so I thought id update people on the situation currently. Though I thought I had done it already but havent had much time lately to post as often as I would like so must have slipped my mind.

Anyway Steve has installed 2 anti-spam plugins that seemed to have stopped the spambots at the moment so shouldnt be as much of an issue any more.
 
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