Stupid Laws

[Dark Drakan]

Re: Stupid Laws

Are these even REAL?

Hex i also took a look at yours

I went to my state.. and they had my county!!!

Mohave County: Anyone caught stealing a soap, must wash himself with it, until it's all used up

To quote the maker of the site for my link...

I am assured by the various contributors that these are real standing laws from around the United States of America. I suspect some have been repealed, and a few may even be fictional, but I have no direct knowledge, so please don't take them too seriously - this is not a law manual! This is not in any way an attack on USA - other countries, including my own, have their share of stupid laws, and I may add some of them to this site in the future. Hope you enjoy these and remember, Law Enforcement is no joke!

 

[Albion Knight]

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A lot of laws were made by whoever was left standing after a long night of drinking and most likely other things. You can't vote if you're passed out.

 

[Hexadecimal]

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Are these even REAL?

Hex i also took a look at yours

I went to my state.. and they had my county!!!

Mohave County: Anyone caught stealing a soap, must wash himself with it, until it's all used up

as I said, a number of the laws here were completely wrong, but about most were actually true... so I'm not sure how many of the others were right or not...
for example...

Toronto
·You can't drag a dead horse down Yonge St. on a Sunday.
Quebec Provincial Laws
·It is illegal to turn right on a red light at any time.

true

·No language other than French is permitted to be shown out doors.
·It is illegal for clear or non-dark sodas to contain caffeine.

NOT true

 

[Tsuyu]

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Mohave County: Anyone caught stealing a soap, must wash himself with it, until it's all used up

Pretty nifty way to keep all your criminals "clean". Clean - get it? Ahaha... I am too funny.

 

[KaveX]

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Pretty nifty way to keep all your criminals "clean". Clean - get it? Ahaha... I am too funny.

Gave me a good little laugh

heres one for you Tsuyu:

Washington: The only acceptable sexual position is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

 

[Tsuyu]

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Gave me a good little laugh

heres one for you Tsuyu:

Washington: The only acceptable sexual position is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

Oral sex is also banned if I am not mistaken.... fun spoils.

In Wichita, at the intersection of Douglas and Broadway, all motorists are required to stop at the intersection, exit their vehicles, and fire three shotgun rounds, before continuing on their way

Hmm... wonder why people get the idea that americans are stereotypically gun crazed rednecks.... That law just can't be true.

 

[KaveX]

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Oral sex is also banned if I am not mistaken.... fun spoils.

Anything i guess unless its the Missionary-Style

 

[Tsuyu]

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Anything i guess unless its the Missionary-Style

Yeah, but it doesn't fall under that one as they happen to have oral covered in a law of its own.

 

[KaveX]

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A parent can be arrested if his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service

Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public.

Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.

It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the premises

All lollipops are banned. :lol:
It is illegal to drive a red car down main street on Sundays

 

[Solus]

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Illinois - It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.

That's creepy

 

[Sephiroxas]

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"What do you think you're doing with that pie? Huh? FINISH IT!"

"I'm full.."

"FINISH IT NOW! *gun*"

"....... :noexpression: .."

"That's right...yeah eat that pie.."

 

[KaveX]

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haha..