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The Meat.
"Test Run"
There was a man who lived in a small town called El Paso, his name was Tedd and he had a friend who was a hispanic butcher named Raul.Tedd and Raul took a walk down an old dirt road in the deserts around that area every day and Tedd told Raul about the fight Tedd and his wife had, and how his kids were snot nosed little brats most of the time.Raul never said a word, just listened intently.Tedd continued to tell Raul about the increasingly horrible fights between Tedd, His wife Amy, and his two kids.Raul was troubled to see his friend so Downtrodden and angry, as Tedd was a happy guy, always a smile on his face...But not lately.Raul sent Tedd on a Vacation using money he had saved up for such an occasion, tedd was away for about a week and when he got back, Raul, Amy and his two kids were missing, he became very worried, when he recieved a package from Raul he was over-joyed to know he was alive, but the joy did not last for long as he was quickly reminded about his wife and kids.He opened the package and found some odd looking meat, inside was a note from Raul, it read "Dear Tedd, this is a new meat i'm trying out and I want you to taste it, sprinkle salt and pepper over it very lighty, and cook in a skillet on low for 2 hours." Tedd followed the instructions, and he had never had such fine meat, he saw on the inside of the box, the words
"La carne de su familia" now Tedd had never known a lick of spanish, so a few days later he sent Raul a letter, asking him what it meant, Raul wrote back 2 days later, it read "The Meat Of Your Family."
"Test Run"
There was a man who lived in a small town called El Paso, his name was Tedd and he had a friend who was a hispanic butcher named Raul.Tedd and Raul took a walk down an old dirt road in the deserts around that area every day and Tedd told Raul about the fight Tedd and his wife had, and how his kids were snot nosed little brats most of the time.Raul never said a word, just listened intently.Tedd continued to tell Raul about the increasingly horrible fights between Tedd, His wife Amy, and his two kids.Raul was troubled to see his friend so Downtrodden and angry, as Tedd was a happy guy, always a smile on his face...But not lately.Raul sent Tedd on a Vacation using money he had saved up for such an occasion, tedd was away for about a week and when he got back, Raul, Amy and his two kids were missing, he became very worried, when he recieved a package from Raul he was over-joyed to know he was alive, but the joy did not last for long as he was quickly reminded about his wife and kids.He opened the package and found some odd looking meat, inside was a note from Raul, it read "Dear Tedd, this is a new meat i'm trying out and I want you to taste it, sprinkle salt and pepper over it very lighty, and cook in a skillet on low for 2 hours." Tedd followed the instructions, and he had never had such fine meat, he saw on the inside of the box, the words
"La carne de su familia" now Tedd had never known a lick of spanish, so a few days later he sent Raul a letter, asking him what it meant, Raul wrote back 2 days later, it read "The Meat Of Your Family."
