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Re: The Men
I tried to hook up with Jeeves, but he just said "hmm, very nice" and had no marriage options...shame, really. I'd have liked to get my thousand quid back off him...:getlost:
Would love to marry a bandit - wish there was an option to do that...
I tried to hook up with Jeeves, but he just said "hmm, very nice" and had no marriage options...shame, really. I'd have liked to get my thousand quid back off him...:getlost:
Would love to marry a bandit - wish there was an option to do that...
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To those talking about bandits, I always figured a number of the gentlemen in Westcliff were bandits "off duty" so to speak. Hammer mentions some of them are probably from the camp you decimate on the way to your first visit there. Oops.
I have to agree with a number of previous posters, I think the tattooists are a good bet. The duelists in Westcliff are probably the best, and one of my characters married a weird, bisexual, noncelibate monk. He generally varies from acting insane, to kind, which has been an interesting balance. But he's quite handsome, so keep an eye out around Oakfield.
To those talking about bandits, I always figured a number of the gentlemen in Westcliff were bandits "off duty" so to speak. Hammer mentions some of them are probably from the camp you decimate on the way to your first visit there. Oops.
I have to agree with a number of previous posters, I think the tattooists are a good bet. The duelists in Westcliff are probably the best, and one of my characters married a weird, bisexual, noncelibate monk. He generally varies from acting insane, to kind, which has been an interesting balance. But he's quite handsome, so keep an eye out around Oakfield.
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Re: The Men
if u call a dirty sanchez a present
if u call a dirty sanchez a present
Dagzey
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Re: The Men
haha, i get it, that's funnyVotuse;239474 said:lol i tried i showed her my pistol and she gave me a new rifle
my aristocrat spouse gave me furnituremoonfever;243108 said:If I do get married it's usually an Aristicrat, cause they give better presents.
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haven't been on for awhile but yes... in fact she did.... i accidently pulled out my red dragon and it scared her into having a present for me, it turned out to be a rifle.....i wasn't trying to be perverted.....although i could of worded that differently....
in other news id like to say this because its the funniest thing i have heard all year.
3 guys are standing at heavens gates (if there is a heaven) they talk to St. Peters and he says "well we are only letting people in that have experienced tramatic deaths since heaven is getting so full."
after hearing this the 1st man stood up and started his tale of how he died. His story started, " i knew my wife was cheating on me and i wanted to catch her in the act so i would have proof. So i get home to my 25th floor apartment, early too find that she is in the bed naked. well i knew the son of a b!tch was there somewhere so i searched the house until i found some guy hanging from my balcony.
This had to be him to i started stepping on his fingers, but he wouldn't let go. I went inside and grabbed a hammer and started smashing his fingers he couldn't withstand that and fell to his death. he fell 25 floors and hit some bushes he was stunned but alive. In my rage i picked up the fridge and through it at him. i died from a heart attack shortly after....
St. peters heard this tale and said, "woah...thats pretty bad welcome into heaven."
The 2nd person stood up and started his tale, "So the day i died was my day off from work. well i got up thinking, wow this is going to be a great day. So like every morning i went to my balcony on the 26th floor of my apartment complex and did my morning work out. that day wasn't my day because i slipped off of the balcony, luckily i cuaght the one right below mine. I was there for a second before an angry man came out of his apartment and started stepping on my fingers and he looked even angrier when i started calling for help. I stayed strong and didn't fall, but then he went inside and grabbed a hammer. After some hits i could no longer hold on and fell the remaining 25 floors and landed on some bushes. I was stunned but still alright.....then a refridgerator fell on me...."
St. Peters heard the mans tale and looked sceptical and said, "that has to be a very weird obituary...well go on in."
the 3rd guy came up to St. Peters confidently and said, "Yo man picture this, I'm hiding naked in a refidgerator."
moonfever;239573 said:Really? You pulled a pistol, and she hands you a rifle?
haven't been on for awhile but yes... in fact she did.... i accidently pulled out my red dragon and it scared her into having a present for me, it turned out to be a rifle.....i wasn't trying to be perverted.....although i could of worded that differently....
in other news id like to say this because its the funniest thing i have heard all year.
3 guys are standing at heavens gates (if there is a heaven) they talk to St. Peters and he says "well we are only letting people in that have experienced tramatic deaths since heaven is getting so full."
after hearing this the 1st man stood up and started his tale of how he died. His story started, " i knew my wife was cheating on me and i wanted to catch her in the act so i would have proof. So i get home to my 25th floor apartment, early too find that she is in the bed naked. well i knew the son of a b!tch was there somewhere so i searched the house until i found some guy hanging from my balcony.
This had to be him to i started stepping on his fingers, but he wouldn't let go. I went inside and grabbed a hammer and started smashing his fingers he couldn't withstand that and fell to his death. he fell 25 floors and hit some bushes he was stunned but alive. In my rage i picked up the fridge and through it at him. i died from a heart attack shortly after....
St. peters heard this tale and said, "woah...thats pretty bad welcome into heaven."
The 2nd person stood up and started his tale, "So the day i died was my day off from work. well i got up thinking, wow this is going to be a great day. So like every morning i went to my balcony on the 26th floor of my apartment complex and did my morning work out. that day wasn't my day because i slipped off of the balcony, luckily i cuaght the one right below mine. I was there for a second before an angry man came out of his apartment and started stepping on my fingers and he looked even angrier when i started calling for help. I stayed strong and didn't fall, but then he went inside and grabbed a hammer. After some hits i could no longer hold on and fell the remaining 25 floors and landed on some bushes. I was stunned but still alright.....then a refridgerator fell on me...."
St. Peters heard the mans tale and looked sceptical and said, "that has to be a very weird obituary...well go on in."
the 3rd guy came up to St. Peters confidently and said, "Yo man picture this, I'm hiding naked in a refidgerator."
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Re: The Men
I wasn't being perverted either. I thought it was a gun also.
Woo, I just thought it was amusing, that you were going to shoot her, and she hands you a rifle.
I had a thug tell me I needed to be in the kitchen cooking, instead of fighting them, right before I cut his head off.
I wasn't being perverted either. I thought it was a gun also.
Woo, I just thought it was amusing, that you were going to shoot her, and she hands you a rifle.I had a thug tell me I needed to be in the kitchen cooking, instead of fighting them, right before I cut his head off.