• Welcome to the Fable Community Forum!

    We're a group of fans who are passionate about the Fable series and video gaming.

    Register Log in

Theological question.

Anyway, you can't really use dogs as an example.

They are too effed up after centuries of domestication and selective breeding to produce breeds which are, quite frankly, freaks of nature. Eyes which barely fits in their sockets and that sort of stupid stuff some stupid people deemed an attractive trait.
 
Well, actually it was more because he was greatly saddened by the vast evil his own creation had become so he decided to flush away all his creations like dead goldfish. And Noah was singled out as the only righteous soul. Then Noah, his family, and all the animals leave the Ark to repopulate Earth. Ahem, Noah, his family, and all the animals leave the Ark to repopulate Earth. Best not to ask...

I really don't get how he couldn't have saw it coming though, you know the whole "humanity turning out not quite like God would have liked" scenario. According to a few religious people I've debated with in the past: "God doesn't make mistakes." Yet in Noah's ark he shows regret over humanity's creation which therefore implies he messed up and wants to correct things. When I confronted them with this I got the typical reaction, they spoke in circles, not giving me a direct answer. To this day they still won't give a reason.

But year the whole re population part was most curious, wasn't sure whether I was reading the good book or some old country horror story, you know with the inbreeding and everything. The notion that we all descend from Adam and Eve is the most confusing though.
 
funny-God-meme-gay-people_large.jpg
 
Cats are awesome. They are not as high-maintenance or otherwise demanding like dogs. Dogs are more like girlfriends than pets.

Cats too cool for that.

But cat's aren't loyal, they think only of themselves and make no effort to please the people who care for them.

Yeah sure, dogs whine all the time whenever you leave them alone and **** and s*** all over sometimes when you're out, but when it comes down to it they'll never leave your side and they love you as a companion. A cat on the other hand runs away and abandons you whenever it feels like it, usually to sponge off someone else as if the time you wasted caring for them meant nothing.

Cats are more like whores than pets.
 
But cat's aren't loyal, they think only of themselves and make no effort to please the people who care for them.

Yeah sure, dogs whine all the time whenever you leave them alone and **** and s*** all over sometimes when you're out, but when it comes down to it they'll never leave your side and they love you as a companion. A cat on the other hand runs away and abandons you whenever it feels like it, usually to sponge off someone else as if the time you wasted caring for them meant nothing.

Cats are more like whores than pets.

Cats can definitely be loyal and give back affection to those who care for them, mine do everyday. They're more independent than anything else, the only reason a dog will never leave your side and follow your command is because dogs rely on a pack leader, cats do not.
 
  • Like
Reactions: D3m190d
A dog once ****ed on my sandcastle, destroying it. I was heartbroken.

A cat once ****ed on my bed, so I threw it out.

-- The bed of course.

Moral of the story: Get a fish.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Gikoku and D3m190d
A dog once ****ed on my sandcastle, destroying it. I was heartbroken.

A cat once ****ed on my bed, so I threw it out.

-- The bed of course.

Moral of the story: Get a fish.
Better yet: a rock (as demonstrated by Patrick Star).

Seriously though; I prefer cats over dogs. Dogs look up to you, but I don't want to feel superior and have all their attention. A cat is much more like an equal companion. Or something... If you treat them well, they'll love you. True story
 
Dog person here.

My dogs are constantly looking to play. They're full of energy and entertainment. Yesterday one of them figured out how to twist the cap off of a water bottle, so we spent all afternoon playing around with them. I can see the hamster wheel turning in their heads when I try to fool them or confuse them, and they are always looking to figure things out.

My cat sat on a sunny part of the couch in all his fat and glory and occasionally licked his genitals. Though I love my cat, he's not so much of a companion as just... there all the time. The most thinking he's ever done was when he ran away from home for 3 days, came back because he hadn't eaten, and couldn't decide between his food or water bowl.

Prefer who you like, but I know who my vote for man's best friend will be going to (not cats).