I know, right? There's only a 3.12% chance of having 5 kids and all of them being girls. crazy.Fascinating.
Well, actually it was more because he was greatly saddened by the vast evil his own creation had become so he decided to flush away all his creations like dead goldfish. And Noah was singled out as the only righteous soul. Then Noah, his family, and all the animals leave the Ark to repopulate Earth. Ahem, Noah, his family, and all the animals leave the Ark to repopulate Earth. Best not to ask...
Cats are awesome. They are not as high-maintenance or otherwise demanding like dogs. Dogs are more like girlfriends than pets.
Cats too cool for that.
But cat's aren't loyal, they think only of themselves and make no effort to please the people who care for them.
Yeah sure, dogs whine all the time whenever you leave them alone and **** and s*** all over sometimes when you're out, but when it comes down to it they'll never leave your side and they love you as a companion. A cat on the other hand runs away and abandons you whenever it feels like it, usually to sponge off someone else as if the time you wasted caring for them meant nothing.
Cats are more like whores than pets.
Better yet: a rock (as demonstrated by Patrick Star).A dog once ****ed on my sandcastle, destroying it. I was heartbroken.
A cat once ****ed on my bed, so I threw it out.
-- The bed of course.
Moral of the story: Get a fish.