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Times Writer 'Games Are Crack For Kids'
Times Writer Janice Turner has just written a rant in her column about videogames and refers to them as 'Crack for kids'.
Full rant can be read here
Times Writer Janice Turner has just written a rant in her column about videogames and refers to them as 'Crack for kids'.
CVG said:Just like Rock 'n' Roll, Television and anything that isn't the Bible before it, gaming is now the work of Satan. Or "Satan's Sudoku," as put by columnist Janice Turner.
Offloading her parent paranoia and sending gaming forums loopy in the process, Turner proclaims in her thousand word rant that gaming is "crack for kids" and quite simply, "cocaine for the brain".
The argument starts off fair enough, where Turner discusses her television monitoring habits and how best to get her kids out the door in-between Corrie and Mario Galaxy. A problem that surely troubles every mum and dad trying to keep their kids under that magic 15 stone mark.
But then it all goes wrong when she declares that "unlike the TV-hating parents" she refuses to let her kids near game consoles (or "cocaine of the brain"). Hold on, didn't she already say her kids play Wii?
"Even the crappiest cartoon or lamest soap teaches a child about character, plot, drama, humour, life," Turner insists. No copies of BioShock in her house, then.
"Playing videogames, children are mentally imprisoned, wired into their evil creators' brains," she continues, possibly plonking her kids in front of the telly she wasn't allowed to use when she was a girl.
"Their parents never seem to say, hey, this is the bit where you pick up a book. Or game over, kids: get an inner life."
There you are then; books and telly good, games bad. Because as soon as it becomes interactive, it's "addictive" and thus "evil".
We wonder if Mrs Turner sits in front of Eastenders every night of the week? Because you can't get addicted to something you understand, right?
Full rant can be read here