*trumpet rolls* The great champion has returned!
Behold for I, your glorious champion, has returned once more to offer the wisdom of the ages and gather followers to join me in my campaign to cleanse the world of fools and take my rightful place as king. So those who seek knowledge may now obtain it...so long as I'm not drunk at the time...which will probably be most of the time, so just go read a book or something and leave me alone.
Aside from that I wish to congratulate Hex for her new promotion and shout in victory for our newest membership mark. Its good to see that you all can still keep strong, it makes me very proud. I've raised you all well. Except for Drakan, he's still too much of a wuss, I blame myself for not being hard enough on him.
And now a note to those who are new and do not know me yet...in the fridge there's a BLT, I brought that for lunch and if one of you even thinks of taking it you'll instead be taking a battle axe to the head. Understand? Good, now for the actuall note. Welcome to the forum and have a good time. I am one of the more senior members of this site (though my rank is still a bit off, I blame Drakan), and if you have questions about anything at all don't hesitate to ask and as an older brother of the forum I will do what I can to help.
Behold for I, your glorious champion, has returned once more to offer the wisdom of the ages and gather followers to join me in my campaign to cleanse the world of fools and take my rightful place as king. So those who seek knowledge may now obtain it...so long as I'm not drunk at the time...which will probably be most of the time, so just go read a book or something and leave me alone.
Aside from that I wish to congratulate Hex for her new promotion and shout in victory for our newest membership mark. Its good to see that you all can still keep strong, it makes me very proud. I've raised you all well. Except for Drakan, he's still too much of a wuss, I blame myself for not being hard enough on him.
And now a note to those who are new and do not know me yet...in the fridge there's a BLT, I brought that for lunch and if one of you even thinks of taking it you'll instead be taking a battle axe to the head. Understand? Good, now for the actuall note. Welcome to the forum and have a good time. I am one of the more senior members of this site (though my rank is still a bit off, I blame Drakan), and if you have questions about anything at all don't hesitate to ask and as an older brother of the forum I will do what I can to help.