CIRCULATION ASSISTANT. Library circ staff, hooah. Don't get any cooler than that.
Working full time now. Mostly customer service stuff, still shelve occasionally, maintain books and such.
I have all the downsides of a retail job except one. I don't actually HAVE to take their money. I can technically waive anything up to $10.00. But you know what? **** THEM. You want to return your books late? YOU CAN PAY IT. Gimme your ****ing lollipop, kid. [cue small child* fleeing in tears].
*I actually want to specify that, for the most part, small children aren't a problem. If they DO return their books late, they generally pay their fines (which generally aren't that big.) The problem is parents and other adults, who range from "I didn't have that book/didn't return it late/whatever" to "I don't want to pay that fine, waive some of it."
Even better when a mom rants at me for ten minutes that they never checked something out, returned it on time, whathaveyou, then some kid walks up and says, "mommy, it's sitting in the car right now." Thank you, kid,
... I'm sorry, why did this turn into me ranting about my job? Anyway, my brother has it worse than me, spent twelve hours on the Mall* yesterday setting up for some show and will spend the same amount of time today taking down a show and putting up some other one. Boy looks like a lobster and walks like a zombie.
*Edit: That's the National Mall... probably should have specified for the sake of coherency. http://www.nps.gov/nr/travel/wash/dc70.htm
Working full time now. Mostly customer service stuff, still shelve occasionally, maintain books and such.
I work in retail. G-greatest job in the whole world...
I have all the downsides of a retail job except one. I don't actually HAVE to take their money. I can technically waive anything up to $10.00. But you know what? **** THEM. You want to return your books late? YOU CAN PAY IT. Gimme your ****ing lollipop, kid. [cue small child* fleeing in tears].
*I actually want to specify that, for the most part, small children aren't a problem. If they DO return their books late, they generally pay their fines (which generally aren't that big.) The problem is parents and other adults, who range from "I didn't have that book/didn't return it late/whatever" to "I don't want to pay that fine, waive some of it."
Even better when a mom rants at me for ten minutes that they never checked something out, returned it on time, whathaveyou, then some kid walks up and says, "mommy, it's sitting in the car right now." Thank you, kid,
... I'm sorry, why did this turn into me ranting about my job? Anyway, my brother has it worse than me, spent twelve hours on the Mall* yesterday setting up for some show and will spend the same amount of time today taking down a show and putting up some other one. Boy looks like a lobster and walks like a zombie.
*Edit: That's the National Mall... probably should have specified for the sake of coherency. http://www.nps.gov/nr/travel/wash/dc70.htm