What is the best thing that has happened to you this year?

[The Giant Pacific Octopus]

I hope the door hits you on the way out.

If it does it wont hurt mainly because I have a very moist and squishy backside.

 

[The Annoying Hoverer]

*please don't let Jessica ask what a BJ is....*

Mum i'm almost 12 and I go to school with a lode of teenagers and you think I don't know what a BJ is?:/

 

[Angel]

Mum i'm almost 12 and I go to school with a lode of teenagers and you think I don't know what a BJ is?:/

...


...



...fabulous.

 

[HobbeBrain]

Mum i'm almost 12 and I go to school with a lode of teenagers and you think I don't know what a BJ is?:/

This is comedy gold.

"I'm almost 12, mum!!"

 

[Tsuyu]

...


...



...fabulous.

Plus, with the Internet and all.

Face it Sharon, she knows everything. Everything.

 

[queenofdisco]

I was watching hardcore porn when I was 9 sharon.... you really never had a chance in this age of compooters.

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

I got touched when I was 6, But thats a story for another day, kiddies!

 

[HobbeBrain]

Jessica, your next mission is to find out what's special about the number 69

 

[Tsuyu]

It looks the same no matter how you turn it! Can't do that with any other number. That's what special about it.

Duh.

EDIT: Well, I guess 88 too.

 

[Angel]

I was watching hardcore porn when I was 9 sharon.... you really never had a chance in this age of compooters.

Ah, we came across the beginnings of that little delightful stage a few years back..why do you think she no longer has access to a computer in private? Of course, she will swear she was looking up "aliens"...how Google translated that into "people having sex" I don't know.

Pull the other one, Jess. It's got bells on :sly:

 

[Hermit]

I discovered these videos

Seriously, best things on youtube

EDIT: Side note, this thread is weird as hell

 

[Angel]

You only just found that guy? He's awesome...LOVE his Sonic theme he does...

 

[Quistrix]

Ah, we came across the beginnings of that little delightful stage a few years back..why do you think she no longer has access to a computer in private? Of course, she will swear she was looking up "aliens"...how Google translated that into "people having sex" I don't know.

Pull the other one, Jess. It's got bells on :sly:

In the height of my curiousity, I decided to search things up online. I call it healthy curiousity. I already knew that A when into B, or sometimes A went into C. Which depends on what you like better, A or B. Having already been told horrifying things by my siblings and discovered my uncle's pr0nz, you'd think my curiousity would've been sated. Nope. I decided to do some investigating. Looking on several sites and being fascinated by what I saw. "What's he going to do-OMFG!" Basically. But that's not the best part, the next day this thing kept popping up on our desktop, asking for payment. Bare in mind, I was like 10 so, naturally I was freaking out. In the end, I told my mum and she tried to get rid of it. Nothing worked, so she wrote a letter to the company telling them that if they didn't f*** off, she'd go to the police. After a few days, it was gone. Wanna know my excuse? "I was looking up pictures of Spongebob." Not even joking.

 

[Tsuyu]

 

[Tsuyu]

I have crushed my enemies, saw them driven before me and heard the lamentation of their women.

But can you answer the riddle of steel?

 

[Azer249]

Best thing this year? Finishing Exams.

It's always good to finish exams. Oh, and hi!

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

Best thing that has happened to me this year.. Is seeing you guys :blush:






I have a sad life

 

[Azer249]

Best thing that has happened to me this year.. Is seeing you guys :blush:






I have a sad life

OH C'MERE YOU.

 

[HobbeBrain]

Best thing this year? Finishing Exams.

I feel ya there bro