What turns you on?

[Necromancer]

I honestly couldn't care less about what a chick's ass looks like. When a girl turns around, sh*t gets boring. I'm a total boob guy. Size isn't a big deal to me, as long as they're not insanely small or insanely huge.

 

[SelfAppointedGunslinger]

I like girls with dark hair: Brunette or black (I like redheads too) and pale skin. I honestly pay more attention to a girls legs than I do the breasts to be honest

 

[Tsuyu]

You know what turns me on? There is one very select criteria they must meet, or else they can hit the road:










Human female.

 

[El Mosqueton]

Well, I'm kind of a sucker for knee high socks. Stripped ones are even better.
Also, short, unnatural colored hair. I like pale chicks too! Small boobs all the way and freckles, goddammit freckles you're awesome. And finally, the biggest one of them all:
Glasses. I love girls with glasses.

 

[Firis]

Smoking, smoking is a turn on for me if they are hot already it adds flavour.

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

Smoking, smoking is a turn on for me if they are hot already it adds flavour.

Smoking, really? Wow, such a put off for me haha. For me it just looks like they dont have self control and no determination, Yes, that is a big genralisation, eat it.

 

[Tsuyu]

Smoking is a major turn off for me as well. Ever kissed a smoker as a non-smoker?


Tastes like death.

 

[droded]

 

[Gikoku]

Smoking blows.

Human female.

Captain Kirk would be disappointed.

 

[Quistrix]

Smoking blows.

WHAT a pun, almost as good as...

:|

 

[Gikoku]

No pun intended.*

 

[Quistrix]

No pun intended.*

 

[Tsuyu]

Captain Kirk would be disappointed.

After several years of intense therapy I have come to the conclusion that Captain Kirk is, in fact, fictional.

 

[Gikoku]

Captain Kirk is, in fact, fictional.

...

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

 

[SelfAppointedGunslinger]

I like it when they wear stockings and heels too, like the ones in Gikoku's sig.

Whoever invented those items of clothing was a freaking genius, compliments the female figure perfectly. :wub:

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

You know what REALLY turns me on? When im getting jiggy-with-it, with a lovely young lass, and then she has a penis. That really gets me going.

Reow!

 

[Gikoku]

You know what REALLY turns me on? When im getting jiggy-with-it, with a lovely young lass, and then she has a penis. That really gets me going.

Reow!

Mm, been there done that.

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

Mm, been there done that.

And I actually believe you.. Wow.

 

[Gikoku]

And I actually believe you.. Wow.

Yes, and I'm madly in love with the lass. Here's hoping for a long lasting relationship.

 

[TRA Rotid]

Captain Kirk is, in fact, fictional.

It's ok, I got this. For this Christmas, I asked Santa to make Kirk non-fictional.