What would your hero's epitaph be?

[PhilistineEars]

What would your hero's epitaph be?

I loved walking through the graveyards in Fable and reading the tombstones. There were a few really memorable epitaphs that I enjoyed reading. What would be some you'd like to see or what would your hero's epitaph be?

-PhilE

 

[Keaton]

Re: What would your hero's epitaph be?

T'was the Ale That Did It
~A Barrel was Dropped on his Head~​

Well, maybe not lol.​

If he were to be a true hero it may be something text book like...​

Died as he has Lived
~Fighting the Fight~​

BUT if he were evil...​

It can be Said for Sure, That This Soul Took Down Many With Him
~"I'll be back"~​

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[Skorm's Boss]

Re: What would your hero's epitaph be?

"Died How He Lived"
"Drowned in a Vat of Ale"

my own personal choice is
"Unavailable"
"Try my Moblie Number!"

:lol:

 

[Ranger28]

Re: What would your hero's epitaph be?

"I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK!"

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

Re: What would your hero's epitaph be?

"The guy standing above me is a Prick".

"I will NOT be right back after this message."

"He came, He Saw, He Lagged Out." - (Online..? Uhh.. gaming? haha)

 

[Angel]

Re: What would your hero's epitaph be?

"Epic Fail"

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

Re: What would your hero's epitaph be?

"Im the man from underground Burn your balls till crispy Brown."

 

[Anetheon]

Re: What would your hero's epitaph be?

He Finished the Fight
~But only won a halo.~

or


The Chicken Kicker
~Didn't know they could fight back.~

That's all I can think of for now.
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[Caboose]

Re: What would your hero's epitaph be?

" ^ " or my favourite " Stop standing on my Families' Jewels!!!!"
I'm
With
Stupid

 

[Tsuyu]

Re: What would your hero's epitaph be?

"Genuine stupidity was no match for artificial intelligence."
Damn Bandits...​

 

[Walker]

Re: What would your hero's epitaph be?

"Genuine stupidity was no match for artificial intelligence."


Damn Bandits...​

That is a good one.

Personally, though, I prefer the one for my dog:

Fido: Always Chased the Trains--
Finally caught one.​

 

[Rubnwonout]

Re: What would your hero's epitaph be?

I came I saw and did them all!

 

[Darg]

Re: What would your hero's epitaph be?

A Loving Friend, Husband and Hero
We're glad you're dead. We'll enjoy your inheritence.

 

[Soldier By Name]

Re: What would your hero's epitaph be?

Here lies Jim, before he died he only said one thing. Never give up. -
~We told you to stay down you idiot.~

 

[Walker]

Re: What would your hero's epitaph be?

A Loving Friend, Husband and Hero
We're glad you're dead. We'll enjoy your inheritence.

Family, correcting the gravestone-carving mason: We'll enjoy OUR inheritance. It isn't his anymore. Definitely not. Hey, look, what's that zombie doing in here? Hands off, zombie, this is ours. GAAAARGH.

Zombie: HAH! Thought they could keep me from my gold. Well, now I have a huge sword, a glowing blue arm, the ability to summon undead minions AND a sack of gold The world shall be mine! [cackles.] [is killed by Hero.]

Hero: Wow, a sack of gold!

Mason: [hammers chisel into Hero's head.] MY sack of gold. Those bums never paid me.

 

[Lionheart]

Re: What would your hero's epitaph be?

He always liked shiny things now may he rest in peice with one jammed firmly inside him

Best one i could think of

 

[PhilistineEars]

Re: What would your hero's epitaph be?

"Be he lie for dead, Trolls ground his bones to make their bread"

"Beware the Spinner Box Tournaments!"

"Here lies Blaze, friend to all woodland creatures... except for balvarines."

"No Solicitors"

"No Loitering"

"If she's unhappy, you're dead."


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[Soldier By Name]

Re: What would your hero's epitaph be?

Here rests Wally West, the fastest man alive.
~Even in death you're still two steps ahead~

Or

Here sleeps Quickdraw, the last noble coyote.
~You were a dying breed, no pun intended~

lol.

 

[Sunshine<3]

Re: What would your hero's epitaph be?

~No, he is not buried alive~
Please do not dig up the grave.

 

[Spartan Samuel]

Re: What would your hero's epitaph be?

Here Lies Tommy Watkins
~or Samantha Brow~
~or Johnathan Sewell~
~or Toby... meh, a corpse is a corpse, right?~