What would your hero's epitaph be?

[Sunshine<3]

Re: What would your hero's epitaph be?

~Tommys body may be decomposing~
But his spirit is haunting

 

[Archons_Ghost]

Re: What would your hero's epitaph be?

I reckon mine would be ...
He loved his money and his land. but he couldn't take it all with him,Thats what they thought.

 

[Keelee.Hamomin]

Re: What would your hero's epitaph be?

Well I loved the Tombstone in tombstone....

"Here Lies Lester Moore. Four slugs from a forty four, no Les no More"

^^ heehee. That's awesome....

"I'm not at home"

"What do you mean duck?"

Yeah...

 

[PhilistineEars]

Re: What would your hero's epitaph be?

"Stingy McRich: Wouldn't give up a coin to save his life."

 

[Spartan Samuel]

Re: What would your hero's epitaph be?

Here stands Larry Schiefler
~Wouldn't that be scary?~

for that matter,

Five Foot Radius Around Gravesite Reserved
~I don't want to pop up under anyone...~

 

[PhilistineEars]

Re: What would your hero's epitaph be?

"If you're reading this, I must be dead."

 

[Skorm's Boss]

Re: What would your hero's epitaph be?

Time stood still when this hero died
Some bugger broke his watch!

 

[Sunshine<3]

Re: What would your hero's epitaph be?

"If you're reading this, I must be dead."

Haha niice.

 

[Wonderfoole WINO]

Re: What would your hero's epitaph be?

"i ate right, stayed fit, and died anyway."

"i gave up hope and died and it worked."

"fought in countless wars, slayed countless monsters, saved countless lives, and died of an STD."

"famed acrobat of albion. triped and fell down some stairs."

"dig here. i dare you."

"do i know you?"

"im dead. like you care."

"go **** yourself."

"never cliff dive during a drought."

 

[PhilistineEars]

Re: What would your hero's epitaph be?

"Keep walking"

 

[Caboose]

Re: What would your hero's epitaph be?

If you can read this you are too close
SO GET OFF MY GRAVE!

 

[Keaton]

Re: What would your hero's epitaph be?

"Didn't think it'd happen to me"

 

[Arseface]

Re: What would your hero's epitaph be?

Here stands Larry Schiefler
~Wouldn't that be scary?~

:lol: Nice one.

Mine would just read

"Fanny Thrush"

 

[hobbes_pwn]

Re: What would your hero's epitaph be?

The Chicken Kicker
~Didn't know they could fight back.~ ​

That's all I can think of for now.​

LOL XD

 

[Keaton]

Re: What would your hero's epitaph be?

Believed he Could Fly​

~He Couldn't~​

 

[SimonKalevra]

Re: What would your hero's epitaph be?

"Epic Fail"

Lolololololol!!!!!! +rep!!!!1!!!

uhm, uh I have a good one!
"You are standing on my head!"

or

"Here lies Rambo"
the steroids got him

"How did you know!?"
cheated in Pub Games

and Im out

 

[Wonderfoole WINO]

Re: What would your hero's epitaph be?

THIS SPACE FOR RENT

 

[0cean v0id]

Re: What would your hero's epitaph be?

"Since you started reading this epitaph your going to wake up and see my mutilated body standing over you with a knife"

"Died the way he lived sniff'n crack"

"Took it 'to far'"

"hey dad look what i did!"

"what are you looking at?"

"i have gone away for a while if you would still like to get in touch jab yourself repetitively with a knife"

"Game Over"

"uh-oh i screwed up"

"wOOt check me out!"

 

[Wonderfoole WINO]

Re: What would your hero's epitaph be?

i can see up your skirt from here. or pants as the case may be.

in memory of pie master. we were to lazy to dig a hole big enough for him, so we threw him in the lake and put this tombstone here.

my family burried my ashes here. dont ask why.

be carful, this one wont stay down.

this space soon for lease, the necromancer wont need it long.

dave was eaten by a rock troll. it craped this out here.

PWND

see kids, this is why heros dont train dragons anymore.

dont cast multi arrow and shoot straight up.
~you wont last long~

 

[Tsuyu]

Re: What would your hero's epitaph be?

Herein lies Tsuyu, professional pervert loved by all.
"I see the carpet matches the drapes"​