Re: Whats Impossible? This is Impossible!
Well, when it comes to trying to do crazy things I'm always ready with my sudjestions. So here it is: rather than trying to remove you ribs, attatch weights to your tounge so it grows longer. Kind of like how some mentaly defective people strech out their ear lobes about an inch and a half or more. It would take a long time, but unlike removeing ribs, it might actually work.