Which would win?

[redfable]

Which would win?

Okay so two warriors are having a duel. One is a ninja and one is a spartan.
Which would win?

Spartaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
or
:ninja: (behind you...)

 

[Firis]

Re: Which would win?

Halo Spartan or historical? What is the location like and what weapons do each have and what time of day/night?

 

[redfable]

Re: Which would win?

historical spartans. openfield with hills and woods. afternoon, woods are dark though. Close combat/ mid distance combat.
Spartans use:
Spartan shield
Spear
Javalin
Bronze armor (chest, leg, and head piece)

Ninjas use:
Shuriken (ninja stars)
ninjaken (sword smaller than katana)
poison darts
light cloth with little padding
chain scythe (don't know offical name)

*if it was against a halo spartan the ninja would be utterly destroyed.
ninja calls master chief a little girl... two minutes later ninja is taking a dirt nap.

 

[Skotekal]

Re: Which would win?

Wasn't that featured on the show The Ultimate Warrior?And a Spartan IMO. 90% of the stuff on the show I never agree with anywho. :lol: Like that stupid Viking vs. Samurai thing. The viking would have destroyed the samurai. ****, off topic. Sorry.Still, the spartan.

 

[redfable]

Re: Which would win?

Ya it actually was, I dunno I thought it was interesting, wondered what others would think. According to the show a spartan would win, it was projected that the spartan won 65% of the time in over 1000 simulated battles.

Okay how about something really random. hmm....
Master Chief vs Harry Potter

 

[Firis]

Re: Which would win?

Chief, harry potter is an angsty wuss, thats like asking Lestat vs Edward... Pfft.

 

[redfable]

Re: Which would win?

lol. I give ya that.

 

[LobotomizedLOVE]

Re: Which would win?

This is definitely from Deadliest Warrior (one of my favorite shows ever <3) and yes, the ninja has no chance against a Spartan. Ninjas are good for assassinations, but in a manner of hand-to-hand combat, the Spartan is definitely more dangerous.

 

[Cobalt Gamer]

Re: Which would win?

Secret answer, viking runs in and cuts up both those pussies.

 

[redfable]

Re: Which would win?

Secret answer, viking runs in and cuts up both those pussies.

5
4
3
2
1
Lift off: Nuclear war head has been launched.
wooooooooooosh
BOOOOOOM!
Choke on that Vikings

Its the way of things, spartans kill ninjas, vikings are punks, and nucs kill everything! (except roaches)

 

[Firis]

Re: Which would win?

^A nuke can't kill Chuck Norris... or Alma

 

[redfable]

Re: Which would win?

lol! True dat.
But ya really can't compare with Chuck Norris, it just isn't fair to the other contenders.

 

[Wonderfoole WINO]

Re: Which would win?

is it a head to head battle? if so the spartan would probably win. if not the ninja would probably ambush him and hit him with a poison dart or something.

 

[Skotekal]

Re: Which would win?

Chuck Norris was killed by Bruce Lee. End of ****ing story.

 

[Firis]

Re: Which would win?

^Yeah but there are funnier Chuck things than Bruce.

 

[Skotekal]

Re: Which would win?

Name one TRUE fact that is funny.

 

[Firis]

Re: Which would win?

^None lol, but no matter what that fight seen was hilariously stupid, especially 5:46 ha.

 

[Shirosaki]

Re: Which would win?

Neither would win because both are extinct.