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Who Killed More People In The Bible?

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Who Killed More People In The Bible?

God V Satan

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Now who's more damn evil? Satan didn't do anything. He's actually quite nice, I play Poker with him on Fridays. Doesn't cheat.. Unlike Jesus.
 
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Satan is more of a tragic character than an evil one. When Christianity took hold in ancient Greece they wanted the populace to stop worshiping the sinful "Older way".

So they took the cute little god of orgies and wine drinking and turned him into what we know as"The Devil" or "Satan".

Look up "Pan" or "Satyr" on Google and you'll notice an uncanny resemblance to the traditional image of the Devil.
 
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Exactly. A lot of creatures/deities came together in order to form the Devil, but Pan was targeted the most due to him residing over the "sinful" activities of feasting, orgies and things of that nature.

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Replace that staff with a forked trident and who does it resemble...?
 
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As I want nothing more to do with these sorts of threads (and my older posts tend to be stupid), post deleted. 1/27/10 -TJ
 
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Tsuyu;285911 said:
Exactly. A lot of creatures/deities came together in order to form the Devil, but Pan was targeted the most due to him residing over the "sinful" activities of feasting, orgies and things of that nature.

qasr_libya_1_08b_satyr.JPG

Replace that staff with a forked trident and who does it resemble...?
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The Devil, I presume ^_^.
 
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God killed more people, Satan through more parties, Nod brought me more fun, then again he is my little guy, and I worship him for that...
 
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"Yes I rather like this god fellow, hes so deliciously evil. A little plague here, some pestilence there. Omnipotent! Gotta get me some of that." - Stewie
 
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Tsuyu;285911 said:
Exactly. A lot of creatures/deities came together in order to form the Devil, but Pan was targeted the most due to him residing over the "sinful" activities of feasting, orgies and things of that nature.

qasr_libya_1_08b_satyr.JPG

Replace that staff with a forked trident and who does it resemble...?
Click to expand...

POINTY PENIS!
 
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Actually, goats (and I'd assume Satyrs since they are goat-people) have a tuff of hair like that.

I like the Freudian-like insight into your mind though. :lol:
 
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^Common knowledge, Satan decieved people and made them sin, occasionally making them kill... God killed millions of people directly
 
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It's obvious, isn't it?
Me, The Prince of Madness killed the most!
This one time, I made it rain burning dogs.Killed some children...Aaaah...Good times.
This other time I trapped one of those girl scouts in my Pit Of No Return (Starring Michael Jackson!) and took her cookies.Thin mints, intriguing little cookies you mortals cook up.
 
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You do know that God's are ScareCrows Right? We jsut stand there the whole time.. Watching.. Waiting.. Scaring..

Just you wait, When you go up there your in for a BIG SUPRISE! Yes, Im a Living god. Bow down to me.

Now.
 
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Zjuggernaut;285905 said:
God V Satan

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Now who's more damn evil? Satan didn't do anything. He's actually quite nice, I play Poker with him on Fridays. Doesn't cheat.. Unlike Jesus.
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Wow i guess u r a bit religious with the Jew Unit sig too, but i like the sig... But the thing is how do we know gods real, that im in a dream that a bible is not actually a bible....

you can take the

red pill

purple pill (wAit is it that)
 
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Man, We've had SO many threads like these.. and it ALWAYS leads down the same track haha.

So.. Typical haha.

GODS REAL!, GODS NOT REAL! I HAVE A BIGGER PENIS THEN YOU! I WIN!

Yeah, Pretty much how it goes..
 
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Anyone who can be corrupted by satan is a weak-minded fool.All of his promises are as empty as the french's hall of war heroes..

Yeah I took a jab at them.
 
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