WILL ANYONE MARRY ME!

[Fanfictioner]

WILL ANYONE MARRY ME!

will anyone marry me i look like this

 

[Angel]

Re: WILL ANYONE MARRY ME!

Sure, why not? Beggars can't be choosers after all and thanks to my OCD for even numbers, one husband isn't enough. You don't mind living in the shed though, do you?

 

[Tsuyu]

Re: WILL ANYONE MARRY ME!

Just remember that the basement is mine, Angel. I didn't kill all those rats with my teeth just to be thrown out when you find yourself a new freak.

 

[Angel]

Re: WILL ANYONE MARRY ME!

The basement will always be yours - you know that :kiss:

 

[Shirosaki]

Re: WILL ANYONE MARRY ME!

but 2 is a prime number :O

Go for 4.

 

[Fanfictioner]

Re: WILL ANYONE MARRY ME!

Sure, why not? Beggars can't be choosers after all and thanks to my OCD for even numbers, one husband isn't enough. You don't mind living in the shed though, do you?

I dont mind its an upgrade since ive been living in your closet :ninja:

 

[Angel]

Re: WILL ANYONE MARRY ME!

I wondered who that was...all this time I've been blaming it on the dog...

 

[Fanfictioner]

Re: WILL ANYONE MARRY ME!

Just remember that the basement is mine, Angel. I didn't kill all those rats with my teeth just to be thrown out when you find yourself a new freak.

U HAVE TO LEAVE! im da new freak!!! ur da oldddddddddddddd 1

yeah the dogs my slave so he covers up everything for me ohh and btw i arranged your clothes monday thru friday!

 

[Angel]

Re: WILL ANYONE MARRY ME!

Aw, thanks! Now I don't have to even think about what to wear anymore

 

[Fanfictioner]

Re: WILL ANYONE MARRY ME!

yeah but there might be a little love stains on them last night i was watching cinemax at night :shifty:

 

[Cobalt Gamer]

Re: WILL ANYONE MARRY ME!

This is one hella creepy family. i think you should kick him out of the closet then your troubles will bw over!!!

just remember the fridge is mine!!

 

[Wonderfoole WINO]

Re: WILL ANYONE MARRY ME!

new freaks or not, just dont forget to leave those tasty treats outside by the trash can for me! wes get very angry if theys not leave us treats yes we will.

 

[Digital 0sm0sis]

Re: WILL ANYONE MARRY ME!

The insanity of threads like these help remind me that I am not alone... thankyou.

 

[Tyloric]

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[Cobalt Gamer]

Re: WILL ANYONE MARRY ME!

How come some-one took the milk out thismorning?
How am i suposed to eat my cheerio's now? hmmm

 

[Firis]

Re: WILL ANYONE MARRY ME!

will anyone marry me i look like this

This is what incest brings you children. Make sure you are AT LEAST 2nd cousents (Prefferably 3rd) before you engage in any acts that would otherwise give birth to a deformed or retarded/paralysed child...