Wolf spine.

[Firis]

Wolf spine.

So me and a friend were walking in the woods and we smelt something rotten, so I investigated and found a wolf corpse (All bone btw, almost no flesh) with a disconnected spine, twas cool, thought nothing of it, but now I am contemplating walking back with some gloves and bringing it home with me, I figured I could scrub it up real good and mount it, after all who else can say they own a Wolf's spine (I am a Wolf enthusiast aswell by the way)

What do y'all think?

 

[Tsuyu]

Re: Wolf spine.

Did said spine have a head attached?

Otherwise, screw it.

 

[Firis]

Re: Wolf spine.

Not much of it if I recall correctly. I could probably loot the skull if it is clean and there (Don't remember)

 

[Tsuyu]

Re: Wolf spine.

Skulls are waaaay cooler than spines in the sense you can actually see what animal it was prior to dyin'.

Just sayin'. :lol:

 

[Firis]

Re: Wolf spine.

Wasn't too far off, I will scout it out real quick to see, if not I am not going to grab it for no reason. That reminded me for no reason: I think the church I go to is possibly the most awesome Christian church I have heard of: They have a friggin real Yak (Maybe) skull hanging in the Security HQ.

 

[Firis]

Re: Wolf spine.

Sorry for the double, no skull, just fragments

 

[Gikoku]

Re: Wolf spine.

Wolf's spine with a scythe blade on the end, yeaaaahhhh.

 

[Tsuyu]

Re: Wolf spine.

Wolf's spine with a scythe blade on the end, yeaaaahhhh.

Gonna fall to pieces in your hands, without the sinews and whatnot to hold it together, yeaaaahhh.

 

[Firis]

Re: Wolf spine.

Wolf's spine with a scythe blade on the end, yeaaaahhhh.

Nothing screams sexy like a guy with long curly hair and a bad moustache walking around in ripped skinny jeans and a flannel shirt holding a Wolf Spine Scythe... /sarcasm
Not like I care about my looks, in fact as I type I am sitting in a chair eating four times the normal serving size of Swedish Fish.

 

[Gikoku]

Re: Wolf spine.

Not like I care about my looks, in fact as I type I am sitting in a chair eating four times the normal serving size of Swedish Fish.

:noexpression: Naked?

 

[Firis]

Re: Wolf spine.

Green boxers and a "muscle" shirt. I am not out of shape, just a tad chubby, to put it in comparison: I am not as strong as some of my friends, I am faster than a large amount of my friends, and I am middle weight of my friends. However, we are getting either a SOAS Gym membership or a Y membership. So getting in shape won't be horrible.

 

[Tsuyu]

Re: Wolf spine.

Pffft. That's nothing to worry about. Most of my friends are all damn tall and skinny, whilst I am of average height and bulky.

Think Legolas and Gimli.

 

[Gikoku]

Re: Wolf spine.

Green boxers and a "muscle" shirt. I am not out of shape, just a tad chubby, to put it in comparison: I am not as strong as some of my friends, I am faster than a large amount of my friends, and I am middle weight of my friends. However, we are getting either a SOAS Gym membership or a Y membership. So getting in shape won't be horrible.

....

You mean like big man Gonzalez?

 

[Man]

Re: Wolf spine.

take the spine! turn it into a pimp cane

 

[Gikoku]

Re: Wolf spine.

take the spine! turn it into a pimp cane

Now that is actually an even better idea than mine.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

Re: Wolf spine.

get it custom built into a sword. NOBODY can say they have one of those.

EDIT: DAMMIT i read the topic and realized that something similars already been said. i really need to stop being lazy and read. rather than change the original post i'm just gonna leave it and write my idea under this rather lengthy filler.

it would work fantastically as a door prop, with summer around the corner and all. you could use it to clean your gutter, wack mailboxes while you drive, push the tv buttons when ya can't find the clicker, whack friends, annoyingly poke friends from a safe distance, impale friends, scratch your back, navigate when you're blind or something, swing at household insects, push **** (namely food) out of high to reach places.

you really can't go wrong with a wolf spine. you should go get it before someone else has all the fun.

 

[Gikoku]

Re: Wolf spine.

get it custom built into a sword. NOBODY can say they have one of those.

Like this?

Spoiler

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

Re: Wolf spine.

Like this?

Spoiler

lol damn. :ninja:'d my edit.
and yea one of those would be sweet, but less so for being slightly less original. :lol:

 

[droded]

Re: Wolf spine.

Don't take the spine, bury the corpse.

I wouldn't like it very much if I died and some punk stole my bones.

 

[Gikoku]

Re: Wolf spine.

Don't take the spine, bury the corpse.

I wouldn't like it very much if I died and some punk stole my bones.

Yeah! Like all those punks at the museums, disgusting.