Yello~!
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Are you sure the test results weren't JohnDoe's? Though I'm pretty sure he has UbEr STDs...
Maybe they were droded's then.
Are you sure the test results weren't JohnDoe's? Though I'm pretty sure he has UbEr STDs...
Maybe they were droded's then.
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How do pirates even have tests for STDs? Shouldn't we be concentrating our skills on weaponry and booty and the like? ><
How do pirates even have tests for STDs? Shouldn't we be concentrating our skills on weaponry and booty and the like? ><
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We already have plenty of booty from that last haul. We will improve our skills once we get everyone checked for AIDS and such like. It is important that we are not confined on a boat for weeks at a time with some syphilis ridden scallywag. Daemon was the last person to be checked anyway, everyone is okay but him. All we need to do is neuter him and inject him with some acid and he wont be able to pass it on. Who knew curing STDs was so easy?
Now then, we will be boarding a cargo ship about 23 miles south of Bloodstone, you are all to play with your enemies and practise your skills. Any questions?
We already have plenty of booty from that last haul. We will improve our skills once we get everyone checked for AIDS and such like. It is important that we are not confined on a boat for weeks at a time with some syphilis ridden scallywag. Daemon was the last person to be checked anyway, everyone is okay but him. All we need to do is neuter him and inject him with some acid and he wont be able to pass it on. Who knew curing STDs was so easy?
Now then, we will be boarding a cargo ship about 23 miles south of Bloodstone, you are all to play with your enemies and practise your skills. Any questions?
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Poor dear. Oh well, I suppose it's for the best. *tosses Urahara some shears*
Would you like me to hold him down while you decimate his manhood?
Poor dear. Oh well, I suppose it's for the best. *tosses Urahara some shears*
Would you like me to hold him down while you decimate his manhood?
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^It's obviously the most epic welcome thread because I graced it with my glowing and amazing presence.
^It's obviously the most epic welcome thread because I graced it with my glowing and amazing presence.
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Oh really now, there is no need to make yourself look foolish. It'd be my devilish charm and spectacular wenching abilities that make this thread even worth browsing. ^_^
JohnDoe;293515 said:
Oh really now, there is no need to make yourself look foolish. It'd be my devilish charm and spectacular wenching abilities that make this thread even worth browsing. ^_^
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Though a very admirable post penor if I do say so myself, I must say that it is quite doubtful that the other members care for it so dearly as you might think (considering there are dreadfully few wench sisters among them...though you never know, I'm certainly not one to judge their post genitalia preferences...)
And I may be talkative, but at least I'm a learned and cultured wench. Goodness gracious, I could be a lulzspaekz wench and I'm sure I would've been tossed overboard to the roflsharx if that were the case.
Consider yourselves very lucky that I have brains in my skull. ^^ *waves coyly to all my adoring fans*
Haha, I love you guys! :lol:
Though a very admirable post penor if I do say so myself, I must say that it is quite doubtful that the other members care for it so dearly as you might think (considering there are dreadfully few wench sisters among them...though you never know, I'm certainly not one to judge their post genitalia preferences...)
And I may be talkative, but at least I'm a learned and cultured wench. Goodness gracious, I could be a lulzspaekz wench and I'm sure I would've been tossed overboard to the roflsharx if that were the case.
Consider yourselves very lucky that I have brains in my skull. ^^ *waves coyly to all my adoring fans*
Haha, I love you guys! :lol:
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How many captains have we aboard this ship? I could've sworn it was Urahara who was ordering me around like a fiend. ><
But yes, I think I would much like to explore your quarters. ;D As long as they're nicer than Urahara's, he had the most awkward print outs of half nude Asian-cartoon women with disproportionate body structures and no nipples. It was quite disturbing...
@Line: Why not come along and join us! We can make it a party. ^^
How many captains have we aboard this ship? I could've sworn it was Urahara who was ordering me around like a fiend. ><
But yes, I think I would much like to explore your quarters. ;D As long as they're nicer than Urahara's, he had the most awkward print outs of half nude Asian-cartoon women with disproportionate body structures and no nipples. It was quite disturbing...
@Line: Why not come along and join us! We can make it a party. ^^
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A fun party with lots of rum and very little clothes! And I suppose we can thrown in some cake and balloons for good measure. ;D
A fun party with lots of rum and very little clothes! And I suppose we can thrown in some cake and balloons for good measure. ;D
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Oh dear, I suppose the ménage à trois is out then. We could have a more conventional party, gratuitious amounts of alcohol can make any time a good time! ^.^
Oh dear, I suppose the ménage à trois is out then. We could have a more conventional party, gratuitious amounts of alcohol can make any time a good time! ^.^