You've played Fable 2 too much when...

[Kewl Munky]

Re: You've played Fable 2 too much when...

When you consider a musket to be a highly advanced range weapon
When you randomly swing around a sword and expect no one to die because you didn't turn safety off
When you wait for an "A" button prompt before jumping off any ledge

 

[Cain]

Re: You've played Fable 2 too much when...

When you stand still and wait for XP.

When you think dancing will get people to love you

 

[Terminal Hapiness]

Re: You've played Fable 2 too much when...

You get ****ed off when your dog doesn't find treasures for you.

 

[Skorm's Boss]

Re: You've played Fable 2 too much when...

When your hourly wage doesn't go up, even though you hit that piece of metal perfectly!

 

[William1193]

Re: You've played Fable 2 too much when...

ive played too much fable 2 when i start trying 2 make clothing sets for my location example kings outfit for fairfax castle

 

[Vero Caerso]

Re: You've played Fable 2 too much when...

When you know all of the sayings that everyone says.

"What a strange looking child"

When you keep doing the same expression over and over to annoy the towns people.


One noob thing, when you attempt to kill a child.

Fail, epic fail.

 

[Daemon300]

Re: You've played Fable 2 too much when...

When you run through the whole map just to find treasures and chests.

 

[Cain]

Re: You've played Fable 2 too much when...

When you know all of the sayings that everyone says.

"What a strange looking child"

When you keep doing the same expression over and over to annoy the towns people.


One noob thing, when you attempt to kill a child.

Fail, epic fail.

The whole thing about you've played fable 2 too much when... is posting things that you would do in the game but you are doing it in real life coz you have played it too much. Not knowing everything about the game.

 

[fable temp]

Re: You've played Fable 2 too much when...

When you punch someone till their knocked out, wiaitng for experience

 

[coding_bro]

Re: You've played Fable 2 too much when...

When you shoot and kill someone, and in your defense you say that you didn't put hostile mode on.

 

[(un)Godly Hiroku]

Re: You've played Fable 2 too much when...

youve played fable 2 too much when...
when you carry around a lute and hundreds of items and weapons
when you get excited for friday night poker
when you walk around town with a sword out to scare children
when you feed the needy and expect to be shocked and loose exp
when you get fat from eating one pie
when you show off your muscles, and use pick up lines on random people
when you talk to doors with heads on them
when you try to load up a spell to kill someone
when you ask where to find oakfeild
when you ask where chesty has gone...

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

Re: You've played Fable 2 too much when...

you've played fable 2 too much when

Spoiler

you start doing the vular thrust to people on the street

you start telling your dog you don't need any more hats or condoms when walking him/her

you go to a shooting range and you start holding down the Y button

you start a fencing match and you look for the X button on your foil

you start a fight with a big guy and start trying to charge fire to level 5

you go to every house in your neighborhood looking for their rent

you decide to shoplift because you need a more evil alignment

you give money away so you can be more purely aligned

you get in a taxi/carriage and ask why there isn't a loading screen

you start reciting game tips and civilian quotes while you sleep (loading screen)

you try to impress your in-laws with the sock puppet expression

you fart in a bar to get chicks

you wonder why there wasn't a loud alarm sounding before the police arrested you for doing the above.

 

[Harbinger]

Re: You've played Fable 2 too much when...

I havent seen a thread like this so i decided t make one, help me on the list.

You've played fable 2 too much when...

- You say Arse instead of Ass
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I do say arse, i'm not a fable freak, I'm just english!!!

 

[Jodobi]

Re: You've played Fable 2 too much when...

yo, i have killed every gargoyle

 

[Jodobi]

Re: You've played Fable 2 too much when...

but i know the trasurename only in german: Die Plagen

 

[Jodobi]

Re: You've played Fable 2 too much when...

ok lets go:

You´ve played FABLE II too much when...

1. You`ve killed every gargoyle at one day.
2. You`ve shoting on Reaver as he killed Barnum.
3. You`ve cry when you was killed 2 times.
4. You`ve thinking you can wedding Theresa.
5. You`ve hitting the TV.

PS:Was that help for you guys?

Jodobi

 

[Aslinn]

Re: You've played Fable 2 too much when...

It is arse. That is the right word for a bum/butt. An ass is a donkey. It's amazing how people (generally Americans) don't know this...

 

[ScubaToaster]

Re: You've played Fable 2 too much when...

You play fable 2 too much when :
1.You attack random bugs,
2.You think red bottles of stuff are health potions.

 

[Silent420]

Re: You've played Fable 2 too much when...

It is arse. That is the right word for a bum/butt. An ass is a donkey. It's amazing how people (generally Americans) don't know this...

I hate how people (generally the UK) think all Americans are stupid. We say "Ass" we dont walk up to people and call them "Arse holes". Kind of like how over there they say mum, and we say mom.

 

[SORAYISS]

Re: You've played Fable 2 too much when...

you know youv played fable too much when you actually have to ask yourself that question