Arseface is on Buzzfeed!

[Walker]

I wanna start off by saying that 90% of the material Buzzfeed releases and gets spammed to my facebook newsfeed is ****ing retarded, but I keep finding myself trawling it for hours on end, becoming steadily more disgusted, appalled, and confused until I finally shut it down and go look for some really appalling porn to drive it from my head.

Buuuuuuut occasionally they post things, usually stolen from someone else, that are legitimately funny!

And they posted a map of the US with the states labeled by Arseface! I could tell it was him, because he made such a game effort at identifying Maryland, as I taught him.

PS The image is from a URL that I stole from this site because I'd never heard of them and they were the first google result because I decided to google it so as not to give ****ing Buzzfeed more traffic.

EDIT PPS: Silly Arseface, we have WAY MORE than two Washingtons.

EDIT2... Juuuuuust realized I put this in the wrong board. Can someone move it for me?

 

[HobbeBrain]

So... which one IS Maryland?

 

[queenofdisco]

It's somewhere above Virginia.

 

[Walker]

By this map, it's north of the state that's north of North Virginia. The western panhandle is part of the place where the border-making people got drunk and couldn't draw straight lines, while the remainder of the state is in the "not even gonna try with these worthless little ones" zone. Bastard.

We're the one vaguely shaped like a gun, kinda with a third of the state or so allllllmost cut off by the Chesapeake Bay.

 

[HobbeBrain]

You mean the one that this Australian has labelled as Florida, or "Penis gun freaky land"?

 

[Walker]

You mean the one that this Australian has labelled as Florida, or "Penis gun freaky land"?

Don't be ridiculous. That's south of South Virginia, and do you see the Chesapeake Bay anywhere near it?

 

[Zarkes]

That was Arseface? It was a reply to Australia as labeled by an American, it was front page on Reddit a few days ago.

 

[HobbeBrain]

Don't be ridiculous. That's south of South Virginia, and do you see the Chesapeake Bay anywhere near it?

Those two places may as well have been called Gallifrey and Tatooine.

 

[Walker]

That was Arseface? It was a reply to Australia as labeled by an American, it was front page on Reddit a few days ago.

Sarcasm, my good man, sarcasm.

Those two places may as well have been called Gallifrey and Tatooine.

Well, good, because South Virginia might as well be called Tatooine. The Bay actually exists, though.

 

[Arseface]

Guys I worked really hard on that.

And I dont think Walker's reply was as good.