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Walker
Last Activity:
Mar 7, 2015
Joined:
Mar 14, 2007
Messages:
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Trophy Points:
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Gender:
Male
Birthday:
Jul 6, 1990 (Age: 27)
Location:
The Free Old Line State
Occupation:
I'M A HOBO

Walker

Ax-Wielding Nerd, Male, 27, from The Free Old Line State

What? Statuses, on projectego? I won't stand for it! Or sit. Oct 8, 2010

Walker was last seen:
Mar 7, 2015
    1. TRA Rotid
      TRA Rotid
      Go ask your grandmother how to make those fluffy and thick American pancakes. We fail miserably every time and all the Martha Stewart, Nigella and Jamie Oliver recipes haven't done us any good.
      1. Walker
        Walker
        Feb 8, 2015
      2. TRA Rotid
        TRA Rotid
        Feb 8, 2015
      3. Walker
        Walker
        I am so confused. Help, how do I pancake?

        Also, there is a Lithuanian lieutenant or something here marching around with a bunch of nonrates at damage controlman school. So weird.
        Feb 10, 2015
    2. TRA Rotid
      TRA Rotid
      Oh, nice of you to drop by. How was it?
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      2. TRA Rotid
        TRA Rotid
        When I did my military service there was only a single ensign in the battalion, but loads of LJG's. They varied greatly as well, as our superior was fresh out of school and pretty much "a simple" university graduate, while this other bloke had just gotten into Estonia's most badass spec ops unit.

        At the end of the day, job position > rank.
        Dec 31, 2014
      3. Walker
        Walker
        Yeah, that is weird. In our military everyone starts out as an O-1 unless you have some special experience or skill that lets you skip a grade. Doctors and lawyers can go in at O-3, so can warrant officers who become commissioned. People who go through OCS with a bachelors or graduate from an academy or ROTC program all start at O-1.
        Jan 26, 2015
      4. Walker
        Walker
        And grunt work isn't bad. It's relaxing in a lot of ways and leaves you some time to acclimate to the military.
        Jan 26, 2015
    3. cheezMcNASTY
      cheezMcNASTY
      WHO
      IS
      UR
      BASEBALL
      TEAM
      PL0X
      1. Walker
        Walker
        Not the Expos, to quote my brother. OOOOOOOOOOOH'S all the way. Not that I've been tracking their progress much.
        Sep 18, 2012
    4. TRA Rotid
      TRA Rotid
      "Homeslice" has to be the single greatest grammatical achievement of the last decade.
      1. Walker
        Walker
        It's kinda my new favorite.
        Aug 23, 2012
      2. TRA Rotid
        TRA Rotid
        You didn't invent it, did you? If you did, I'd have to add grammatical engineering to your list of proficiencies.
        Aug 23, 2012
      3. Walker
        Walker
        Nope. It's one of those not-sure-if-it's-slang-or-mock slang words that is only used for sarcastic purposes, so far as I know.
        Aug 23, 2012
    5. TRA Rotid
      TRA Rotid
      What did you mean by "sick of interning"?
      Sick of the job? Or you're just not having the status you'd want to ?
      1. Walker
        Walker
        I was at my internship. I was sick of what I was doing and very bored. So I went home rather than continuing to slack off and talk to you.
        Aug 15, 2012
    6. TRA Rotid
      TRA Rotid
      So this time I lay down in wait for a response (both from here and another place), but happen to fall asleep for 3 hours.
    7. TRA Rotid
      TRA Rotid
      Saw you on chat later (around 4am), but relly had to sleep. And tell your sister to log earlier as well, even I'm not that desperate.
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      2. TRA Rotid
        TRA Rotid
        "Ugh, what time is it... 4am, let's see who's on chat (slept in front of the PC). Walker... ah, man."
        a little later
        "What time is it now... 5am, who's on chat now... wha.. heeeey. Damn, too tired..."
        Aug 8, 2012
      3. Walker
        Walker
        In my defense, I was peacefully playing Mass Effect when I was told "You're staying up till midnight when your girlfriend gets here." Then I got on the chat room and putzed around until my girlfriend got there.
        Aug 9, 2012
      4. TRA Rotid
        TRA Rotid
        Solid defense. Accepted.
        Aug 9, 2012
    8. TRA Rotid
      TRA Rotid
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      2. Walker
        Walker
        I think he is very smart, and has found a really great way to make some money.
        Aug 5, 2012
      3. TRA Rotid
        TRA Rotid
        true, true
        Aug 6, 2012
      4. Walker
        Walker
        HE'S RIIIIIIIIICH.
        Aug 6, 2012
    9. TRA Rotid
      TRA Rotid
      It actually happened that real people wanted to talk to me yesterday so I had to split.
      1. Walker
        Walker
        HOLY ****, REAL PEOPLE?
        Aug 4, 2012
      2. TRA Rotid
        TRA Rotid
        I know, right.
        I have made it, no more imaginary Internet people.
        Aug 4, 2012
      3. Walker
        Walker
        We're always proud when one of our own goes on to the real world.
        Aug 4, 2012
    10. TRA Rotid
      TRA Rotid
      I forgot myself downstairs, eating.

      I go by the 24 clock by the way.
      1. Walker
        Walker
        DINNER IS THE SHIZNIT.

        I left so I could focus on doing work, then I ended up back here anyway. ****.
        Jul 27, 2012
    11. Angel
      Angel
      Should it be "an historic event" or "a historic event"? Everything in me wants it to be the latter because it's a consonant after the vowel but people seem to opt for the former...?
      1. Walker likes this.
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      3. Angel
        Angel
        I aim to please :D And we sometimes say A like "uh" and sometimes like the vowel should be said - depends on the word afterwards. I would say: "ay historic event" rather than "ah historic event" but that's just me.
        Jul 27, 2012
      4. Walker
        Walker
        ****, I can't even tell now. Just gonna stop talking until I forget about this.
        Jul 27, 2012
      5. Angel
        Angel
        hehehehe....hey, be flattered I trust your judgement on stuff like this more than Wikifail and Google.
        Jul 27, 2012
    12. TRA Rotid
      TRA Rotid
      Oh brutha' where art thou?
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      2. Walker
        Walker
        The closest we got to universal service is that a lot of universities/colleges required that you do two to four years of reserve officer training corps (while you were there, no active requirement,) but most of those stopped being mandatory in the 70s, too.
        Jul 10, 2012
      3. Walker
        Walker
        For some reason the universal conscription thing seems to be a feature of those European countries we always stereotype as liberal, Eastern European countries, somewhat-to-totally paranoid places like Switzerland and Israel, Asia...
        Jul 10, 2012
      4. Walker
        Walker
        Okay, fine, LOTS of people do it. But it seemed really weird to me when I first heard about it. Thought it was something just the Israelis and the Swiss did 'cause they were weird, until I learned different.
        Jul 10, 2012
    13. Angel
      Angel
      Just the literature guy I want to speak to! Question: is it correct in American books for the following sentence to be written thusly:

      "he had a couple quarts of milk". Should it not be, "he had a couple OF quarts of milk"?
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      2. Walker
        Walker
        I actually haven't read a Tom Clancy book in years, and if I do go back I'll probably just read old ones. Wanna know something cool? Tom Clancy is a Marylander. Part-owner of the Baltimore Orioles. First book of his I ever read was part of the Young Net Force series, my brother got it because it started off with a baseball game at Camden Yards.
        Jan 15, 2012
      3. Walker
        Walker
        I didn't get any books at all this Christmas, first time that ever happened.
        Jan 15, 2012
      4. Walker
        Walker
        Also, that was a lie. I just read... one whose name I can't remember, but I listened to the audiobook of the one where there's the Mexican drug cartel getting used by the Taliban terrorists to sneak SAMs into the US and hit airliners.

        One of the things I like about him is that he doesn't forget the Coast Guard. If his books have a place where the Coast Guard could be reasonably expected to be involved, they are.
        Jan 15, 2012
    14. Arseface
      Arseface
      THRIIIIIIIFT

      Totally had a dream that I flew to Washington DC for a holiday.
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      2. Arseface
        Arseface
        Do they have a leopard in sunglasses as their mascot?
        Sep 7, 2011
      3. Arseface
        Arseface
        Sep 7, 2011
      4. Walker
        Walker
        Huh. Maybe they do come in balls. I retract my previous statement.

        Also, I admit that I haven't really been addicted to them since about eighth grade, but still. They are the quintessential Geek American food. Mountain Dew and Doritos and/or Cheetos.
        Sep 7, 2011
    15. Arseface
      Arseface
      I just started reading the Iliad. I feel so cultured now.
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      2. Walker
        Walker
        Why are you reading it, by the by?
        Jun 6, 2011
      3. Arseface
        Arseface
        I hate making associations like that. It's hard to change your idea of what the character is like.

        And why does anyone read anything? I thought it must be a pretty decent book to have been popular for nearly 3000 years. Plus reading it makes me feel cultured and deep.
        Jun 6, 2011
      4. Arseface
        Arseface
        Hey, I forgot I was reading this. I stopped reading it for a few weeks because of school and then forgot. Will have to pick it up again.
        Jul 25, 2011
    16. moonfever
      moonfever
      Hey Walker. Sorry it has been so long since I have posted. I have been through a lot of rough times, but hopefully things are calming down. I am usually on my 360, getting rid of personal hostility. Anyway, hi how have you been? I will try to post more often.
      1. Walker
        Walker
        I'm sorry to hear that. Rough personal times suck, but murdering bad guys does generally help. I hope things get better for you.

        Not too bad for me. Busy, but not bad.
        May 2, 2011
    17. Arseface
      Arseface
      THHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTT!

      You read Peter F. Hamilton yet? I came because I wanted to recommend Revelation Space by Alastair Reynolds as well as Peter F. Hamilton.
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      2. Arseface
        Arseface
        Your mother is also a bastard.
        Apr 19, 2011
      3. Walker
        Walker
        Nu-uh! My mommy knows her mommy AND her daddy.
        Apr 19, 2011
      4. Arseface
    18. Arseface
      Arseface
      THRIFT!

      Our national cricket captain retired from captaining :D
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      2. Walker
        Walker
        ROUGHLY 1/3 OF A METER, JEEZE, DON'T YOU KNOW NOTHING?

        Also, every time I log onto facebook the people who are both my friends and the product of India bitching about cricket. Is your world cup going on right now or something?
        Apr 2, 2011
      3. Arseface
        Arseface
        Probably. We got kicked out a while ago, so I stopped following it.
        Apr 3, 2011
      4. Walker
        Walker
        I sorry. (No I'm not. That was insincere.)
        Apr 3, 2011
    19. Arseface
      Arseface
      Hey guy, I feel like an argument. Any suggestions?
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      2. Walker
        Walker
        I mean, really. You gotta be using those arcane celsian units and ****. I mean, really, basing your scale on the boiling point of water? ABSURD.
        Mar 12, 2011
      3. Arseface
        Arseface
        Well at least we're not using a system devised before science was invented.
        Mar 12, 2011
      4. Walker
        Walker
        OH YEAH? Well you're a POOPYHEAD.
        Mar 17, 2011
    20. Drew_18_81
      Drew_18_81
      can you give some gold or weapons my game go miss up and had to start all over again
      1. Walker
        Walker
        Do I know you?
        Jan 15, 2011
      2. §ephiroxa§
        Mar 2, 2011
      3. Walker
        Walker
        I know, I thought that was pretty funny myself. But when he didn't reply, I was sad. :-(
        Mar 5, 2011
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Jul 6, 1990 (Age: 27)
    Location:
    The Free Old Line State
    Occupation:
    I'M A HOBO

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    Thanks to §ephiroxa§ for my ax-wielding nerd avatar. Sorry I dumped the sig for Droded's comic. Thanks to Dr. Seuss while I'm at it for drawing the Nerd in the first place. Thanks to Droded for my new sig.