Civilians: Please Read

[mjmarin12]

EVERYONE TO MEXICO!!!

 

[Drew2686]

But then you'll be slaughtered by drug cartels!

 

[Necromancer]

I would like to point out that the first L4D takes place in the north.

Wait...is this thread some big L4D joke that I'm just not getting? I've never played either of them.

 

[Fenrir]

I do not fear zombies, nor have I noticed any. I shall update you if the situation changes.

 

[SonofRaiden]

well tennessee is okay.

 

[Tyloric]

Wait...is this thread some big L4D joke that I'm just not getting? I've never played either of them.

CEDA was the fictional disease response team that was introduced in L4D2.

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

Come to New Zealand, our sheep are sexier then yours.. Persuading, I know.

 

[Angel]

Come to the Uk. We've got...uh..ASBOs and the highest teen pregnancy rate in Europe.

GO UK!

 

[Tsuyu]

Come to the Uk. We've got the highest teen pregnancy rate in Europe.

GO UK!

That must mean you've got the easiest girls in Europe... or your condom industry has taken a dive. Nontheless, I'm sooo there!

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

Come to the Uk. We've got...uh..ASBOs and the highest teen pregnancy rate in Europe.

GO UK!

don't sell yourselves short, you've got stonehenge and... those... old things!

 

[D3m190d]

Don't come near teh Dutchland! If zombies attack the dikes, we drown... ON the other hand, we could also lure them to here, pierce the dikes and drown them. Oh snap, I'm such a genius. No, seriously, we all must act like geniuses to pretend we have big brains, and get dem zombies over here.

 

[Monrizzo]

Don't come near teh Dutchland! If zombies attack the dikes, we drown... ON the other hand, we could also lure them to here, pierce the dikes and drown them. Oh snap, I'm such a genius. No, seriously, we all must act like geniuses to pretend we have big brains, and get dem zombies over here.

Quick to the coffe shops!

 

[Dark Drakan]

and... those... old things!

Depending on what area you go im sure they are up for it too.

 

[HobbeBrain]

...but in America everyone owns a gun.

 

[Fenrir]

...but in America everyone owns a gun.

Or in the cases of people like me, six guns. No I will not tell you what all of them are, just my two favories, 1911 clone 45 pistol(which I have posted a picture of before) and a Mossberg 30-06 with all the bells and whisles.

 

[D3m190d]

Or in the cases of people like me, six guns. No I will not tell you what all of them are, just my two favories, 1911 clone 45 pistol(which I have posted a picture of before) and a Mossberg 30-06 with all the bells and whisles.

But I haz teh Kung Fu.

 

[Drew2686]

Mossberg 30-06 with all the bells and whistles

Pretty! I juast have .22's, but they are super shiny nonetheless.

But I haz teh Kung Fu

And you'll end up just like the guy in Indiana Jones. DEAD.

 

[D3m190d]

Pretty! I juast have .22's, but they are super shiny nonetheless.

And you'll end up just like the guy in Indiana Jones. DEAD.

(Well, I also have great organiztions behind a massive scheme to dominate the world, along with magical powers. But don't tell anyone!)

 

[Drew2686]

Well then, 007 and Gandalf will come after you and probably win .

 

[D3m190d]

Well then, 007 and Gandalf will come after you and probably win .

Don't you realize? I made those very films happen. THOU DO NOT PERCEPTETH THE MAGNITUDE OF THE FORCES BEHIND THE WORLD. Do not be afraid, though. While I may be seen as an evil villain, I'm actually taking over the world for a greater future. Today's leaders appear incapable of saving our world, and help human civilization make the transition from a Type 0 to a Type 1 civilization. But I will be tyrannical, if I have to...

Though, you must not take this seriously. Otherwise you'll either mock me (wasting both our times), or find out what I'm doing. :steve: (although, t hat would be part of the plan. >=D)

...Yaeehhh... never mind. Also, I'm (not) sorry for releasing a zombie apocalypse on you, guys.

Now back to acting like a regular guy on the internet: *cough*, ehum. BEWWWWBZ, YO NIGGA FO REAL, U BE TROLLING, TITS OR GTFO, OLOLOL U FAIL, I PENOR'D UR MOM, WTF U STFU ****.