Dawnguard Wrap-up

[Shadowfiend]

I hate vampires. I hate them. My hatred for them borders on the pathological. The irrational, even. My first instinct upon meeting a certain.... story-related female vampire... was to shoot a crossbow bolt directly into her face. I was livid when I discovered she was an essential character. I spent the entire quest line trying to brutally kill her after every completed objective. I kept saying "Okay, can I kill her now? How about now? Now? Hopefully soon."
Cursed blood sucking demonspawn. *Squinty eyes* Kill 'em all. Kill them, kill their friends, kill their families, kill their pets, kill everyone who owes them money. Then set fire to everything they owned.