How do i go about asking a girl out??!!

[Xeon]

Re: How do i go about asking a girl out??!!

If you know she likes you, you say this: Wonna go out some time?

 

[Tiamatria]

Re: How do i go about asking a girl out??!!

Best of luck.

 

[Another Spartan]

Re: How do i go about asking a girl out??!!

Hey, how do I tell my girlfriend that I want to be a priest?

Yell at her: "Holy cow, you're fat! I hate you! You do everything wrong and you're responsible for global warming! I don't blame you if you wanna break up with me."

 

[FableFreak]

Re: How do i go about asking a girl out??!!

I'll tell you what my mock trial coach told me when I was 16:

Confidence hides all sins.

You can murder a thousand people in your life, and if you appear confident under pressure then you have no chance and I mean NO GOD DAMN CHANCE OF FAILING.

Tell her how you feel, confidently, and if she says no, just move on. You have your whole life ahead of you to pick up women. Sure, they don't make a whole lot of sense, but if you find one you love (who is reciprocal) then hang on for dear life.

"Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Patton Oswalt ftw!

 

[Joshman]

Re: How do i go about asking a girl out??!!

Yell at her: "Holy cow, you're fat! I hate you! You do everything wrong and you're responsible for global warming! I don't blame you if you wanna break up with me."

That's just mean, and I want to put in a nice way, how hard would that be?

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"Hey, I was just wondering, if I said..." I start
"Said what?" She questions
"If I want to be a priest."
"We can still date."
"No we can't"
"WHAT!"
"Please settle Alyce"
"SETTLE I CAN'T SETTLE!"
"Please, we still be friends, I'm sure."
"I barely see you and the only I do is in church."
Alyce breaks down into tears leaning on my shoulder.
I go close to her ear and whisper "I love you Alyce and would have any other way."
"Do you?" She asks waiting for an answer peacefully
"I do." I say walking away never seeing her again untill one day I'm in church a comes up to me and kisses me and says "I do love you."

And we live happly ever after

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Or could just take your way :wassat:

 

[Tsuyu]

Re: How do i go about asking a girl out??!!

What does wanting to be a priest have to do with your girlfriend?

 

[droded]

Re: How do i go about asking a girl out??!!

Why can't you go out with her if you want to be a Criest?

Christian Priests have no restrictions on Marriage unless I'm mistaken?

If the reason you want to break up with her is that you're too young for marriage or that you aren't ready, just tell her it's for the best etc.

 

[Joshman]

Re: How do i go about asking a girl out??!!

Accutely I'm a Roman Catholic and is lead by the Pope. As I know priest can't get married and can't even date either. I'm a rwally strong believe and have always wanted to become a priest, I have even taught my own class when I was in year seven. I know how? Internet and people who are priests. But I never know what might happen in the future, it might all change.

Anyways... Does anyone else have any questions about: How do i go about asking a girl out??!!

 

[Tsuyu]

Re: How do i go about asking a girl out??!!

That 1000+ bunny is rather hot, John.

 

[droded]

Re: How do i go about asking a girl out??!!

I don't know why, but every time I see that someone has posted in this thread I think of this:

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I genuinely haven't heard that song in about 6 years, thanks for reminding me! :lol:

I think of this song:

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[sirgage0]

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I must say, Droded, the educational dating video you seem to have found came in handy.
Seriously, guys, watch it.
It's very heart-shaking.

 

[Tsuyu]

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Starting at 36 seconds in, Rick looks like the main villain in Fallout 3. Same outfit!

 

[LadyOnyaneese]

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I dunno ...but I am loving BOTH videos myself, though the second does give me some serious flashbacks.

 

[Tiamatria]

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Epic thread derail.

 

[Joshman]

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The second was a strange video ever since that day it came out it was nothing a but odd to me.

 

[TheJJMax]

Re: How do i go about asking a girl out??!!

Hace calor!! Hace frio!!

Now that the spam is gone, I have a question. Necro, how can I basically tell someone "you're hot lolololololololololololoool"?

 

[sirgage0]

Re: How do i go about asking a girl out??!!

You say "Hey, babeh. You're hawt."
Then, stick your cheek out to be slapped.

 

[TheJJMax]

Re: How do i go about asking a girl out??!!

You say "Hey, babeh. You're hawt."
Then, stick your cheek out to be slapped.

lopl

It's a serious question by the way. :ninja:

 

[droded]

Re: How do i go about asking a girl out??!!

If you and the girl are in the same room, but she is on the other side you motion for her to come towards you with your index finger.

Once she is next to you, whisper in her ear:

"If I can make you come with just one finger, imagine what I can do with my whole hand."

 

[sirgage0]

Re: How do i go about asking a girl out??!!

wow.
just. . . . . . wow.
+rep