I Have AIDS

[MarkGuilt]

After bugging my girlfriend for years, she gave into it. A few awkward moments and a day later, she calls back and tells me (crying super loudly at the same time) that I have AIDS now.

 

[onwingsoflead]

Are you serious?

 

[Arseface]

There is nothing even remotely appropriate I can say to you, except that I'm sorry you have to go through this.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

i...i can't crack a joke at this.
i don't even know you that well and i can't make a joke. that sucks man, i feel for you.

 

[onwingsoflead]

i...i can't crack a joke at this.

Err... Don't be silly, wrap your willy?

 

[El Mosqueton]

Err... Don't be silly, wrap your willy?

I LOL'd and now I feel bad. ****.

Anyway are you completely sure about this? I mean, why not go check yourself?

 

[Skotekal]

Whoa, are you serious?

 

[onwingsoflead]

I sense a troll in the works.

 

[Fenrir]

S**t. That sucks. Dont pay any attention to those dumbass abstinence programs that tell you condoms dont work. Remember kid's, Wrap your wacker before you pack her. By the way, I think I would murder someone if I were in your position, the amount of stress caused by something like this has to come out big for me. At the very least some s**t would get destroyed, preferably something that shatters well.

 

[Tyloric]

I question the validity of this thread.

 

[ssjcb1186]

I agree Ty...a new(er) member coming here to tell us they have AIDS...Not something someone would normally do in their right mind. Not to mention they have yet to comment on this again.

 

[DarkONI]

 

[The Rh Factor]

I question the validity of this thread.

I agree... but just in case it IS legit, go get tested!! The risk of a girl with HIV giving it to a guy is much lower than the risk of a guy giving it to a girl. Plus, transmission doesn't always happen right away - and sometimes it doesn't happen at all.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

I question the validity of this thread.

I agree Ty...a new(er) member coming here to tell us they have AIDS...Not something someone would normally do in their right mind. Not to mention they have yet to comment on this again.

i know what you mean, but AIDS seems to just be one of those things that we can't joke about.
a south park episode that satirizes how everyone takes AIDS too seriously comes to mind... but even so, i can't help it.

 

[ssjcb1186]

I'm not saying that it's not true, it just seems a little...too much to just make a thread about it. I'm sure a "normal" person wouldn't just go a forum to and create a thread titled "I have AIDS" because they do. However...the first post seems a little to serious...:/

Still, the fact that he has yet to comment again makes me a bit weary.

 

[queenofdisco]

I agree, lets clap in approval. Go get tested, if its positive go slap your girl then cut your penis off, its useless now.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

I'm not saying that it's not true, it just seems a little...too much to just make a thread about it. I'm sure a "normal" person wouldn't just go a forum to and create a thread titled "I have AIDS" because they do. However...the first post seems a little to serious...:/

Still, the fact that he has yet to comment again makes me a bit weary.

first rule of the internet: NOBODY is normal.
people say or do things on the internet they would never do in real life because they can hide behind anonymity. there is the flipside to that known as trolling...but i can't declare it the latter and feel morally a-ok. maybe you're more fortunate

 

[ssjcb1186]

first rule of the internet: NOBODY is normal.
people say or do things on the internet they would never do in real life because they can hide behind anonymity. there is the flipside to that known as trolling...but i can't declare it the latter and feel morally a-ok. maybe you're more fortunate

True...I had a momentary lapse of common sense >)
And no, if it is true...then I'd feel bad...I just have a hard time believing it because it's just so terrible.

 

[TRF]

Wow, I uh . . . I'm sorry. Seriously, get tested anyway because the sooner your doctor put you on a management regimen, the better you can suppress the HIV virus.

 

[White_Howler]

I also am with those who believe this thread is fake. He has yet to reply again and until I see it, I will continue to believe it's fake.

If it's not... damn man, that sucks. Good luck with that and that chick should be slapped with your now AIDS infested penis.