Sex.

[Firis]

Had it thrice, what is the big deal? It's a bit overrated, it was fun and all, and I'll do it again, and again; but it doesn't seem as spectacular as they make it out to be.

P.S: I broke her, worship me.

 

[Gikoku]

You were doing it wrong.

 

[Firis]

How so?

 

[D3m190d]

Firis. He jsut came.

 

[HobbeBrain]

I was going to comment with something like "OMFG UR WERDD" but when I actually thought about it, there may be a glimmer of truth - I haven't actually had sex but I dunno man, making out isn't all that, it kind of hurts your neck after a while and contains far to much of the other person breathing into your mouth.

 

[D3m190d]

I was going to comment with something like "OMFG UR WERDD" but when I actually thought about it, there may be a glimmer of truth - I haven't actually had sex but I dunno man, making out isn't all that, it kind of hurts your neck after a while and contains far to much of the other person breathing into your mouth.

You were being reanimated.

 

[HobbeBrain]

You were being reanimated.

Yeah I did think it was a bit of a coincidence it happened just after I was hit by a bus.

 

[D3m190d]

Yeah I did think it was a bit of a coincidence it happened just after I was hit by a bus.

It may have shaken you up more than you think. You ran into the bus. It was one of the weirdest things ever.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

I'm with Gikoku. You were probably doing it wrong.

 

[queenofdisco]

Just to clarify, you put your penis in her, not the other way around.... didn't you?

Oh wait, girls don't have penises! Damn how does it go again? :wat:

*Searches for pron*

 

[Tsuyu]

Senior citizen sex is where it's at. With Viagra and stuff they are going at it like crazy, and a whole lifetime of experience to back it up. What we whippersnappers call sex is mere holding hands in their eyes...

 

[Angel]

First time someone's used the word "sex" in a thread title and it's actually been about sex. Interesting...

 

[D3m190d]

First time someone's used the word "sex" in a thread title and it's actually been about sex. Interesting...

I expected at least the babymaking machine would be able to provide an opinion. =|

 

[Zarkes]

Boy you crazy. I still wear her panties from my first time.


It's like everytime you move you're rubbing silk on your penis.

The sex, I mean.

 

[Zjuggernaut]

I like it. I don't find it overrated at all. Next time, try and perform the Kamehameha attack during orgasm.

it kind of hurts your neck after a while and contains far to much of the other person breathing into your mouth.

..Pardon?

 

[queenofdisco]

I like it. I don't find it overrated at all. Next time, try and perform the Kamehameha attack during orgasm.

Fus Ro Dah with each hammer strike.

 

[Zjuggernaut]

Fus Ro Dah with each hammer strike.

Next level sh*t.

"I can't control it, it's too powerful." :troll:

 

[Angel]

I expected at least the babymaking machine would be able to provide an opinion. =|

Honey, please. I've got three kids. Does that not prove I've had sex at least three times now? Clearly no further discussion is required...

 

[queenofdisco]

Honey, please. I've got three kids. Does that not prove I've had sex at least three times now? Clearly no further discussion is required...

Artificial insemination. Just sayin'

 

[Tsuyu]

Awww you no fun at all...