Superpowers...?

[HobbeBrain]

Superpowers...?

Some of you may view this as a childish thread, but it's just meant to be fun

If you could have any form of super power, what would it be? Stupidness welcome. For me, I'd say the ability to pause time, and not age while time is paused. Think of all the things I could do... :sly:

 

[Skotekal]

Re: Superpowers...?

Hit people over the internet. **** yeah.

 

[HobbeBrain]

Re: Superpowers...?

So a random hand pops out of the screen and punchs you in the face??

 

[Skotekal]

Re: Superpowers...?

No, I punch people who annoy me over the internet. Like campers in CoD. Or stupid people in general. Or trolls.

 

[HobbeBrain]

Re: Superpowers...?

Sounds good ^_^

 

[Arc Caster]

Re: Superpowers...?

Hit people over the internet. **** yeah.

Quite Possibly The BEST SUPERPOWER EVER! +rep

 

[Gikoku]

Re: Superpowers...?

The power to ejaculate whenever I want and for how long I want.

That, or the power to have all superpowers.

No wait, maybe the power to magically create money.

 

[Noctus]

Re: Superpowers...?

The power to ejaculate whenever I want and for how long I want.

Don't you mean orgasm? If you were to ejaculate for hours, you'd just have a pool of semen rather than the enjoyment of sex.

Also, flying.

 

[HobbeBrain]

Re: Superpowers...?

The power to ejaculate whenever I want and for how long I want.

That, or the power to have all superpowers.

No wait, maybe the power to magically create money.

Millions would gather to see the fountain of semen, from which you could get rich, so you could afford to get genetically engineered into having every super power.

 

[Gikoku]

Re: Superpowers...?

Don't you mean orgasm? If you were to ejaculate for hours, you'd just have a pool of semen rather than the enjoyment of sex.

Since an ejaculation is often accompanied by an orgasm, I figured it would be fine. But if you would like to get technical.

Millions would gather to see the fountain of semen, form which you could get rich, so you could afford to get genetically engineered into having every super power.

Yes, I like the idea of drowning millions in my semen and revered as the Sperm God.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

Re: Superpowers...?

well... i've always thought that teleportation/time control would be the coolest one to have.

i wouldn't have to walk anywhere (no more exercise) and i could pretty much have everything i want. sounds pretty selfish, but given the option that's the way i'd most like to live

 

[Tsuyu]

Re: Superpowers...?

I've always thought telekinesis to be an awesome power. Tons of practical and perverted uses. And in the comics, you know the baddest mofo is the one in the back smacking people around with a truck - with his mind!

 

[Arseface]

Re: Superpowers...?

I wish I could shapeshift and get into all kinds of kinky sexual **** with other people.

 

[Firis]

Re: Superpowers...?

1. Invisibility
2. Shapeshifting

 

[Evan]

Re: Superpowers...?

i want transformation (turn into a girls tampon) or being able to do anything with my mind, like blow **** up

 

[HeroOfCrapsalot]

Re: Superpowers...?

The ability to bring anything into reality.

 

[Evan]

Re: Superpowers...?

^like pokemonZ

 

[nicomon]

Re: Superpowers...?

I want the the ability to endlessly give myself more powers.

 

[TRA Rotid]

Re: Superpowers...?

I want to be Franklin Richards.

 

[Arseface]

Re: Superpowers...?

i want transformation (turn into a girls tampon)

Why on Earth would you want that? A vibrator would be a lot more fun and a lot less gross.