Superpowers...?
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Re: Superpowers...?
i thank the big lebowski for this picture.
Firis;382538 said:I want the super power of being a Nihilist. That is the power to have some trippy ideas and disturb everyone around you.
Wait, I am already that, yeah I still want invisibility.
i thank the big lebowski for this picture.
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But he'll go to sleep and just wake up when he's reached his destination. Plus, if he brings a laptop he can blog his travels.
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But he'll go to sleep and just wake up when he's reached his destination. Plus, if he brings a laptop he can blog his travels.
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The Best super power ever would be shapeshifting. What would people at work do if they saw a cow in the back? They would bring friends to see the random cow and the would see nothing! That would get rid of allot of un-wanted coworkers to go to the happy farm.
I would not be a super hero if i had superpowers. I would just turn into a dragon and freak out people as my past time.
Well, that kid deserves to be rid of the her child. leaving it alone near a window in a 60 story sky scraper.
"YOU KLLED MY BABY!"
"What the hell, woman? It was going to die anyway. Pay more attention when you leave your kids near windows that high up from the ground!"
The Best super power ever would be shapeshifting. What would people at work do if they saw a cow in the back? They would bring friends to see the random cow and the would see nothing! That would get rid of allot of un-wanted coworkers to go to the happy farm.
I would not be a super hero if i had superpowers. I would just turn into a dragon and freak out people as my past time.
Well, that kid deserves to be rid of the her child. leaving it alone near a window in a 60 story sky scraper.
"YOU KLLED MY BABY!"
"What the hell, woman? It was going to die anyway. Pay more attention when you leave your kids near windows that high up from the ground!"
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The ability to instantly teleport objects and people (including myself) into another dimension of my own creation.
The ability to instantly teleport objects and people (including myself) into another dimension of my own creation.
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Re: Superpowers...?
You'd love to be a video game designer then.
You'd love to be a video game designer then.
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Two people were telling her from the top of the building to pay them £500,000 or else they'd drop the baby, which they did. So you just killed a baby. Nice.
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Two people were telling her from the top of the building to pay them £500,000 or else they'd drop the baby, which they did. So you just killed a baby. Nice.
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Well, she needs to get a better job to support her family, then. Not Master Exploder's fault.
Well, she needs to get a better job to support her family, then. Not Master Exploder's fault.
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Pity. Diablo could have done the job, but he's in the future, speeding to another planet in a rocket fuelled by his own blood.
Pity. Diablo could have done the job, but he's in the future, speeding to another planet in a rocket fuelled by his own blood.
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Can't believe I missed this thread.
Uhh well I would like the power to prevent anyone from outbidding me on eBay, amazon, etc.
The power (and joy) of having an infinite bladder for those nights out drinking.
The ability to give someone a hemorrhoid by simply snapping my fingers at them . . pure evil !
and I suppose the ability to be invisible when no one looks at me (anyone seen Mystery Men? lol)
Can't believe I missed this thread.
Uhh well I would like the power to prevent anyone from outbidding me on eBay, amazon, etc.
The power (and joy) of having an infinite bladder for those nights out drinking.
The ability to give someone a hemorrhoid by simply snapping my fingers at them . . pure evil !
and I suppose the ability to be invisible when no one looks at me (anyone seen Mystery Men? lol)
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I like grapes
I like grapes
