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The real version of Fable
all you played fable now but it was the fake version. I have stol...i mean borrowed the real one here it is
Part one: childhood and appranticship
Ok well you start out as a boy who wonders around a beach in his village. you see a wasp and you kill it then maze falls from the highest tree on the beach which was the one standing next to you. He says that you are ready for the guild of heroes becuase you killed a baby wasp. So he teleported both of them to the guild. But maze was a powerful magician and had a burrito for lunch that while they were teleporting he farted and apparently killed and burned down the whole village. ANYWAYS you sleep at the guild and the next morning you wake up to find a blond chick saying you need to find the guildmaster. Then apparently she thought a tree was the guild master hit her head on it and fell into the lake. Never trust blondies!! So then what you basically do for the next 8 years of your life is hit a dummy with a sword, search for the guildmaster not chatching on that he is always in the map room, and watch the blond chick try to cut down a tree with a her stick. Except for that one time that you killed a guys goldfish and he tried to kill you but you accidently tipped over a candle setting him on fire and bumping him causing him to fall out a 13 story high window into some spicks that were being tested becuase the blond chick thought they were too pointy and needed to be flatter. So then you after you make maze another burrito and punch him in the face for killing a squirl you gradiuate. And you were so happy you threw a birthday party to a tree for being 3 months old already. But when you saw the tree didnt want to eat its cake you made the blond chick chop it down with her stick
I will be releasing more of these until i get to the end of fable the lost chapters
all you played fable now but it was the fake version. I have stol...i mean borrowed the real one here it is
Part one: childhood and appranticship
Ok well you start out as a boy who wonders around a beach in his village. you see a wasp and you kill it then maze falls from the highest tree on the beach which was the one standing next to you. He says that you are ready for the guild of heroes becuase you killed a baby wasp. So he teleported both of them to the guild. But maze was a powerful magician and had a burrito for lunch that while they were teleporting he farted and apparently killed and burned down the whole village. ANYWAYS you sleep at the guild and the next morning you wake up to find a blond chick saying you need to find the guildmaster. Then apparently she thought a tree was the guild master hit her head on it and fell into the lake. Never trust blondies!! So then what you basically do for the next 8 years of your life is hit a dummy with a sword, search for the guildmaster not chatching on that he is always in the map room, and watch the blond chick try to cut down a tree with a her stick. Except for that one time that you killed a guys goldfish and he tried to kill you but you accidently tipped over a candle setting him on fire and bumping him causing him to fall out a 13 story high window into some spicks that were being tested becuase the blond chick thought they were too pointy and needed to be flatter. So then you after you make maze another burrito and punch him in the face for killing a squirl you gradiuate. And you were so happy you threw a birthday party to a tree for being 3 months old already. But when you saw the tree didnt want to eat its cake you made the blond chick chop it down with her stick
I will be releasing more of these until i get to the end of fable the lost chapters