Youre Favorite quotes of all time.

[cheezMcNASTY]

Re: Youre Favorite quotes of all time.

^ Awesomeness. Though, this isn't a sticky, right? Did you just necropost, cheeze??

yes, yes i did. i have before, but only if i'm not A) double posting or B) posting spam. ^_^

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
-Douglas Adams

 

[Tsuyu]

Re: Youre Favorite quotes of all time.

"We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?" - Zapp Brannigan

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

Re: Youre Favorite quotes of all time.

"We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?" - Zapp Brannigan

:lol: +rep

 

[Firis]

Re: Youre Favorite quotes of all time.

"Gentlemen; m'lady. This is the day you will always remember as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"

"Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest—honestly! It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly ... stupid."

Ed: "If only we had a sack of potatoes."
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0451918/Edd: "Ed. Potatoes won't aid us in any way."

"Do not burn the candle at both ends, as it leads for the life of a hairdresser." - Rolf

"I am one with my shoe size, Eddy." - Ed

"GET IT! KILL NATURE!" - Brad of 4PP

"We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?" - Zapp Brannigan

Rep to add to your pile.

 

[Tsuyu]

Re: Youre Favorite quotes of all time.

Ed, Edd n' Eddy is the most awesome thing in existence.

Marie Kanker. :wub:

 

[Firis]

Re: Youre Favorite quotes of all time.

Spoiler

*drools* Marie...

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

Re: Youre Favorite quotes of all time.

"WHERE CAN I FIND THIS AWESOME THING. I DON'T WANT IT DEAD I WANT IT ALIVE."
-Bing advertisement

 

[Terra_Zeta]

Re: Youre Favorite quotes of all time.

This is the only one that came to my mind:

"When in doubt, Get the **** out!"

Good words to live by IMO

 

[droded]

Re: Youre Favorite quotes of all time.

And here I thought I was the only one who liked Marie Kanker more than the average fan.

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

Re: Youre Favorite quotes of all time.

Tits out for the boys!

Do or Do not, There is no try.

Just do it

 

[HeroOfCrapsalot]

Re: Youre Favorite quotes of all time.

"Hey, Alec! What would you do if I gave you my hundred dollars right now?"
"Well, I'd have to buy a SH*T LOAD of Bazooka Joe's, Pooch."

Dialog between me and my friend who is nicknamed Pooch.


me and my friend were walking around at the bay a few days ago and some guy on a bike goes by and says while looking at me, "WOOOAAAH! That dude's turnin' on the juice, bro!"

 

[HobbeBrain]

Re: Youre Favorite quotes of all time.

Any "That's what she said" joke that actually works.

 

[D3m190d]

Re: Youre Favorite quotes of all time.

Any "That's what she said" joke that actually works.

http://thatswutshesaid.com/

 

[Firis]

Re: Youre Favorite quotes of all time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgEvy60bZYI&feature=channel
Best ad series ever in my mind. I quote it often with friends.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

Re: Youre Favorite quotes of all time.

"you can't **** on a guys doorknob and not expect to get something back"
-Johnny Knoxville

 

[Wonderfoole WINO]

Re: Youre Favorite quotes of all time.

"I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it." -George Carlin

"At a formal dinner, the person nearest death should be seated closest to the restroom." - George Carlin

 

[queenofdisco]

Re: Youre Favorite quotes of all time.

In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. - Dereke Bruce

 

[D3m190d]

Re: Youre Favorite quotes of all time.

''He came to me one night. Explored my body, licked, sucked, swallowed! When satisfied, he left & I was hurt!!... ****ing mosquito!'' -Some girl on Chatango.

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

Re: Youre Favorite quotes of all time.

Best quote

Would you rather have, bankruptcy of pocket, or bankruptcy of soul?

 

[Skorm's Boss]

Re: Youre Favorite quotes of all time.

For the Last time, I do not need a barrel of Vinegar!
(Inn Keeper in my story)

Pretty! What do we blow up first?
(Wraith Squadron Motto)