HobbeBrain
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Zombie Apocalypse
If there was a Zombie Apocalypse, what would your plan be? And I mean details, not 'i wud get a gun and shoot them lulz.' Here's mine:
First, just stay at home, collect everything you might need in backpacks, border up all the doors and windows except one on a second floor through which I can escape from later, preferably facing the back garden. While packing, I'd just watch the news channels and try to gather as much info as possible. While the news would go off within a few hours, I'd gather as much information on the Zombiews whereabouts as possible.
Then, as soon as everything's ready, make the escape. After dropping down a cushion or something to soften the fall, I'd jump out of the window into my back garden with my band of survivors. The aim would be to collect weapons (anything capable of removing the head or destroying the brain, the only way to kill a Zombie).
Transport - sounds old fashioned, but, bikes. Cars would draw Zombies to the noise, which would be fine while travelling... not so fine when you need to get out of the car and you find yourself in a writhing mass of Zombies.
Anyway, get to a gun shop. There's one about a mile from my house, so I'd go there, stock up on weapons. From then on, it's a matter of a place to wait for it all to blow over...
In movies, they nearly always go to a shopping centre. Don't. Far too many entrances, not enough durable food (inevitable, the electricity will go out sooner or later), and huge glass windows just waiting to shatter from the pressure of a thousand Zombies pressing their undead flesh up against the glass in an attempt to get closer to your delectable brainz.
One of the best places to go, I think, is one of those Home Depots that sell cement and paint and stuff. Use that to block up the entrances (again except one, this time possibly leading to the roof). Then, at the back there's gardening materials. Seeds, manure, everything you need to grow your own food. From here on, I'd simply wait for the Zombies to die out, or get shot, whatever happens first.
So what would you do in a Zombie Apocalypse?
If there was a Zombie Apocalypse, what would your plan be? And I mean details, not 'i wud get a gun and shoot them lulz.' Here's mine:
First, just stay at home, collect everything you might need in backpacks, border up all the doors and windows except one on a second floor through which I can escape from later, preferably facing the back garden. While packing, I'd just watch the news channels and try to gather as much info as possible. While the news would go off within a few hours, I'd gather as much information on the Zombiews whereabouts as possible.
Then, as soon as everything's ready, make the escape. After dropping down a cushion or something to soften the fall, I'd jump out of the window into my back garden with my band of survivors. The aim would be to collect weapons (anything capable of removing the head or destroying the brain, the only way to kill a Zombie).
Transport - sounds old fashioned, but, bikes. Cars would draw Zombies to the noise, which would be fine while travelling... not so fine when you need to get out of the car and you find yourself in a writhing mass of Zombies.
Anyway, get to a gun shop. There's one about a mile from my house, so I'd go there, stock up on weapons. From then on, it's a matter of a place to wait for it all to blow over...
In movies, they nearly always go to a shopping centre. Don't. Far too many entrances, not enough durable food (inevitable, the electricity will go out sooner or later), and huge glass windows just waiting to shatter from the pressure of a thousand Zombies pressing their undead flesh up against the glass in an attempt to get closer to your delectable brainz.
One of the best places to go, I think, is one of those Home Depots that sell cement and paint and stuff. Use that to block up the entrances (again except one, this time possibly leading to the roof). Then, at the back there's gardening materials. Seeds, manure, everything you need to grow your own food. From here on, I'd simply wait for the Zombies to die out, or get shot, whatever happens first.
So what would you do in a Zombie Apocalypse?
