Zombie Apocalypse

[Purple Nurple]

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But you did beat me to it, and that stick man characture is amazing - +rep

 

[Daemon300]

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What about Kratos? I mean... SERIOUSLY.

HE KILLS GODS

 

[HobbeBrain]

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But we're ending the unrealism at 'There is a Zombie Apocalypse.' No Kratos. And he may kill Gods... but does he kill Zombies?

that stick man characture is amazing - +rep

Aw, thanks

 

[Daemon300]

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Kratos kills everyone... Except Duke... Kratos would kill him in 2 seconds... But Duke would kill him in 0.2 seconds...

 

[HobbeBrain]

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I've never seen him kill Zombies.

 

[Daemon300]

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Coz' you hadn't lived long enough.

 

[Gikoku]

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Zombie Apocalypse...

My wife is not a good runner so she'd be the first to die. To get over such a tragedy, I'd have some fun and do a few Hit & Runs on some straggled zombies with my car, then stuff her soon-to-be-zombie corpse into my trunk. Loot a game, grocery, and general electronics store then stock my stolen goods into a bomb shelter. In the midst of all this mayhem, I'll have grabbed me an automatic screwdriver and nailed a muzzle to my wife's face to prevent future nagging... and biting.

Many months of experimental zombie sex, gaming, TV, and eating in a bomb shelter along with no more going to work I find to be quite pleasing.

 

[jb0wns]

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Zombie Apocalypse...

Many months of experimental zombie sex, gaming, TV, and eating in a bomb shelter along with no more going to work I find to be quite pleasing.

lol sounds good to me 2, can i join you in this bomb shelter. i would do most of those things (exept the zombie screwing)

 

[Purple Nurple]

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(exept the zombie screwing)

But that's the best bit!

I've redone my plan - I would get an Apache, graciously provided by John, fly to America, get Vin Diesel, we would drive to the border, where I would say 'This is where my plan ends.' And Vin would go 'And where mine begins' whilst pulling out a MASSIVE shotgun. We would then drive to Mexico and find the finest sativa available. I would then be rendered useless, so Vin would have to do everything, fortuneately he can.

We would then steal a motorboat and travel to Guantanamo Bay where we would live out our days

 

[Gikoku]

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lol sounds good to me 2, can i join you in this bomb shelter. i would do most of those things (exept the zombie screwing)

Darn right you're not going do any zombie screwing, that's my wife! ... well she was.

Feel free to join though, I could use the company. But make sure you bring a few bottles of Febreze, in the midst of all this chaos I forgot to get some, and my wife is smelling something awful in that corner over there ... her arm just fell off.

 

[HobbeBrain]

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my wife is smelling something awful in that corner over there ... her arm just fell off.

You really ought to get that looked at.

 

[anain12]

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You really ought to get that looked at.

No reason really, the zombie doctor wouldnt react over a broken arm

 

[Sean]

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Zombie INVASION! Same exact thread basically. Why make another?

 

[jb0wns]

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But make sure you bring a few bottles of Febreze, in the midst of all this chaos I forgot to get some, and my wife is smelling something awful in that corner over there ... her arm just fell off.

lol will do

 

[HobbeBrain]

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Zombie INVASION! Same exact thread basically. Why make another?

Sorry, I didn't search first. And not to make a thing of myself, but this has 4 pages... that only has 2 :hmm:

 

[anain12]

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Sorry, I didn't search first. And not to make a thing of myself, but this has 4 pages... that only has 2 :hmm:

Bragger!

 

[HobbeBrain]

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Bragger!