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Microsoft Fable III: Training Center for GAYS and Pollutes Water.

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Cranky Old Man

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Crazy? "... For the first time in the series, gay couples can adopt children. There is even a mini game in which you can gay rape those children! ..."

*snip* - courtesy of Steve
 
Trololololol. To all: I advise against clicking this crackpot's link. It leads to a seemingly bible bashing, Westboro-esque website trashing Microsoft and Fable for homosexuality. I can't tell if this is a joke post or not, it is really stupid.

Some lulzy quotes from there:
True Christians™ know that video games have only one purpose.
Not only does this horrible game allow gay gameplay. Gay marriage is the only option! It doesn't even support straight marriage any more!
All Microsoft Phone 7 phones are designed for easy insertion in your behind.

This guy is either really stupid, or a comical genius.
 
There's no way this is serious...


It's ****ing hilarious anyway! Brb, I'm gonna buy a phone that can be easily inserted into my behind! Then I might go install a totally rad, totally homosexual OS!
 
lmmfgdatfo (Laughing My Motherfucking God Damn Ass The **** Off)

This is hilarious! Wtf were they thinking? Just because LH puts that in Fable Games DOES NOT mean it is a truly homosexual game. I hate gays and Homos, and strongly despise them actually. In Fable III, any gay prostitute, any man with a heart on his head, can talk to Red Dragon, cause I blow the **** outta gay people on that damn game.

Cannot stand those gay guys in Fable III. I've never even attempted gay marriage on Fable.

Now, Lesbian is a whole nother story. In fact, I marry chicks as a chick on Fable III.
 
I'm not actually sure if this is a joke thread =/
I've read a few more of the threads in the same section and they're almost all the same. And seeing how it's a baptist church forum I'm pretty sure that they honestly believe what they're writing. Which is quite sad, because the one about mario bros WII is mad stupid. Still funny, but stupid.
 
This... Cant be a real site... can it? I mean it friggin hilarious but it cant be real! I almost wish it was just so i can believe that people really are that retarded... But then i think i might freak out a little knowing that people are that retarded... Either way it made me lol
 
This... Cant be a real site... can it? I mean it friggin hilarious but it cant be real! I almost wish it was just so i can believe that people really are that retarded... But then i think i might freak out a little knowing that people are that retarded... Either way it made me lol

Well, religion tends to be like drilling a hole into your temple.
 
I hate gays and Homos, and strongly despise them actually. In Fable III, any gay prostitute, any man with a heart on his head, can talk to Red Dragon, cause I blow the f*** outta gay people on that damn game.

Cannot stand those gay guys in Fable III. I've never even attempted gay marriage on Fable.

Now, Lesbian is a whole nother story. In fact, I marry chicks as a chick on Fable III.

Now that makes you a hypocrite does it not...
 
lmmfgdatfo (Laughing My Motherfucking God Damn Ass The f*** Off)

This is hilarious! Wtf were they thinking? Just because LH puts that in Fable Games DOES NOT mean it is a truly homosexual game. I hate gays and Homos, and strongly despise them actually. In Fable III, any gay prostitute, any man with a heart on his head, can talk to Red Dragon, cause I blow the f*** outta gay people on that damn game.

Cannot stand those gay guys in Fable III. I've never even attempted gay marriage on Fable.

Now, Lesbian is a whole nother story. In fact, I marry chicks as a chick on Fable III.

Wow. Could you possibly be more ignorant? I mean, why are you even here? You seem more interested in trolling than you do in being a productive and respected member of this site.

Well, religion tends to be like drilling a hole into your temple.

And that's putting it very mildly.
 
I'm laughing because I'm both Baptist and gay.

Funny how the world works, no?
 
Dor those who quoted me and replied, it was my opinion. I posted and replied about what I thought about this subject. Not meaning to troll, whatever that means anyway.

Also, just because you share different views than me doesn't mean I have to abide by them. You have opinions, as do I, the only difference is I do not force people to accept them or insult ones who share different views.

So I view it differently than you, and even though you view differently than me does NOT mean I must follow your opinions.

I see Gay and Lesbian as two totally different things, but they belong in homosexuality. I hate Gays, but I think Lesbians are hot as ****.

It seems all I do here is state honest opinions, then everyone flames me for it because they have no damn respect for MY views. I never force opinions onto people, or flame against others opinions.

Would being in the south, southern born, and raised to despise gays be a reasonable reason?
 
I stand corrected. In THIS wiki post it explains everything, and with that explanation it just makes it 50 times funnier then it was before.
 
Dor those who quoted me and replied, it was my opinion. I posted and replied about what I thought about this subject. Not meaning to troll, whatever that means anyway.

Also, just because you share different views than me doesn't mean I have to abide by them. You have opinions, as do I, the only difference is I do not force people to accept them or insult ones who share different views.

So I view it differently than you, and even though you view differently than me does NOT mean I must follow your opinions.

I see Gay and Lesbian as two totally different things, but they belong in homosexuality. I hate Gays, but I think Lesbians are hot as f***.

It seems all I do here is state honest opinions, then everyone flames me for it because they have no damn respect for MY views. I never force opinions onto people, or flame against others opinions.

Would being in the south, southern born, and raised to despise gays be a reasonable reason?

Dude... Nobody was forcing there views onto you. In fact I respect your views. I just don't agree, and that's fine.

How can you hate somebody for having different likes than you. It's not like they have a choice. You don't choose to be heterosexual you just are. It's the same for them.

Also most people who share your views are the ones going out and protesting against gays.

I personally don't mind gays. It's the ones who are 'all in your face' about it. The ones who were basically nothing, hit on any guy, dry hump anything with a penis and constantly shout "I'm queer and I'm here!" etc. There the ones who get on my nerves. The the pricks. I really have a low view on pricks.. (not saying your a prick by the way)
 
Yet they are the same thing but you hate one and not the other. It is your opinion granted but its also rather hypocritical.
No damn it. A diamoind is a gem, and so is emerald, and so is jet, and so is all other things classified as GEMS. Does this mean Diamonds are Emeralds? In your logic, yes it does.

But I sense you disagree with Diamonds being Emerald, because they ain't. So:

Homo: Gay, Lesbian
Gem: Diamond, Emerald.

As I said, I hate gays, but not Lesbians. That's like saying you hate Topaz, which automatically means you hate all other gems.
 
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