I ****ing Hate Tacos

[tjbyrum1]

I am serious.

All they is fall apart, juice and meat falls everywhere, down my chin, on my clothes, and it angers me.

I feel dumb, but I literally just ate a soft-shelled taco. It ripped, and went everywhere. Angered, I crumpled it up, squeezed it, let the juice fly, and chunked it into the trash can, then breathed hard for a while, and washed the grease from my face.

Determined to eat, I ate a hard-shell taco. Needless to say, it cracked apart, meat went everywhere, juice on my face, and anger in my words. I proceeded to shove all of it into the trash, then walked away in a juice-stained shirt.

From this day forth, I shall slay and enslave tacos worldwide... I am the self proclaimed, the infamous, the inglorious Taco Murderer.

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Care to share?

 

[Azer249]

MMMMM TACOS.

 

[tjbyrum1]

MMMMM TACOS.

Cursed Tacos.. filthy and messy... yet so good.

 

[Azer249]

Cursed Tacos.. filthy and messy... yet so good.

They taste so good, Yet it feels so wrong dripping down my face.... whats happening to me!

 

[tjbyrum1]

They taste so good, Yet it feels so wrong dripping down my face.... whats happening to me!

Release your Taco-Hating Feelings and join the... Temple of Taco-Slayers

 

[Tyloric]

Clearly you're eating a poorly prepared taco. >_>

 

[mjmarin12]

You should have asked for it toasted. Thats always the way to go.

 

[tjbyrum1]

Clearly you're eating a poorly prepared taco. >_>

...Are you saying they're Tacos yet to enter the devouring pit on my face known as the mouth?

 

[Tyloric]

...Are you saying they're Tacos yet to enter the devouring pit on my face known as the mouth?

Uhhh...? I can't tell if you're genuinely confused by my post or are trying to be funny and failing.

I mean that a taco should not fall apart when you try to eat it.

 

[Necromancer]

I eat tacos all the time, and that's never happened to me. Either the taco was poorly prepared (like Tyloric said), you fail at eating tacos, you just have bad luck with them, or a combination of any of those three.

 

[El Mosqueton]

Oh ha ha ha. You mean THOSE "tacos". Here, we call those tostadas, they're basically the same, only our tostadas' tortillas are flat, instead of in a U shape, much easier to eat I reckon.
Anyway real tacos are nowhere near as stuffed as American ones, consisting of mostly meat, the then can be splattered with perhaps lemon (lime? the little, sourer ones) juice and all kinds of different salsas, no beans or lettuce anywhere. Also tortillas aré much softer, kind of like if you put about 3 paper sheets together.

Ahumm, err, nice gloves.

 

[Necromancer]

Oh ha ha ha. You mean THOSE "tacos". Here, we call those tostadas, they're basically the same, only our tostadas' tortillas are flat, instead of in a U shape, much easier to eat I reckon.
Anyway real tacos are nowhere near as stuffed as American ones, consisting of mostly meat, the then can be splattered with perhaps lemon (lime? the little, sourer ones) juice and all kinds of different salsas, no beans or lettuce anywhere. Also tortillas aré much softer, kind of like if you put about 3 paper sheets together.

Makes me want a real Mexican taco...err, tostada.

Ahumm, err, nice gloves.

Thank you, I bought a swagger stick just to go with them.

(PLEASE LET THAT BE THE RIGHT REFERENCE) :ermm:

 

[Quistrix]

Taco Taco.[dances]

 

[Arseface]

That's why I turn all my tacos into buritos.

 

[HobbeBrain]

Tacos are great. You know what really solves the problem of tacos dripping on your clothes and everything? Eat them naked.

 

[Tsuyu]

Your Taco-fu is weak, grasshopper. Either that or, as Tyloric suggested, you're eating ****-poor tacos.

 

[tjbyrum1]

I must be eating ****-poor tacos.

I should go to Taco Bell one day and actually eat something BESIDES a Pizza there.

 

[D3m190d]

Your Taco-fu is weak, grasshopper. Either that or, as Tyloric suggested, you're eating ****-poor tacos.

It should be called Taco Kung Fu, then (Yeah, I'm feeling technical right now). Kung Fu actually means ''Skill'', or ''capability''. So Fu should be something like, uhm... I dunno, half of Skill, or capability. At least it's weird when someone says ''Yo look at mah awesome Kung Fu skills'', because then he says it twice.

Yeah alright, smack me in the face for being techincal, at least I got Kung Fu skills.

 

[Tsuyu]

Yeah but the unwritten rule is that when Kung Fu:ing stuff you just include the Fu part. You don't complain about someone's Taco Kung Fu, that sounds like some sort of amazing Mexican martial arts style. Taco Fu on the other hand is clear as to what it implies.

 

[D3m190d]

Yeah but the unwritten rule is that when Kung Fu:ing stuff you just include the Fu part. You don't complain about someone's Taco Kung Fu, that sounds like some sort of amazing Mexican martial arts style. Taco Fu on the other hand is clear as to what it implies.

Wait, [Puts taco down]. It isn't a Mexican Martial Art?