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I ****ing Hate Tacos

"My name is George W. Bush, and I approve this message:"
*ka-CHING!!!*
"Tacos rule."

But seriously, yea you had fail taco. So many tacos consumed, so little mess on plate or on/in pants.
 
@all the chipotle people, you do realize it's owned and run by McDonalds right? there's usually a McDonalds nearby if there's a Chipotle. jus' sayin.

now back on topic. tj, by soft shelled do you mean tortillas? because in my experience there's shelled, and then there's every type of tortilla under the sun.

and more importantly, are you eating the tortilla like this?
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or like this?
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it's only natural that in this scenario we first determine whether the problem is, indeed, the tacos or you. we have yet to hear a testimony from the taco, and therefore must rely on your version of the story.

the variables that this depends on are S and E

S represents the composition of the taco. if it is hard like a corn chip, then you are justified, as hard shell tacos are naturally messy. however should it have been wrapped in an ordinary tortilla we can deduce that you in all likelihood were either having a seizure when trying to eat them or attempted to chew with your lips (as seen in photo #2).

E of course represents your eating habits. are you a neat and formal diner, or are you a nasty slob?