Random Thoughts..

[Gikoku]

Ever have those moments from time to time where you think about doing something completely ridiculous, but probably wouldn't actually do it (.. or maybe you would)?

Sometimes when I'm talking to people in person I happen to get this random thought of grabbing the nearest object and hitting them with it (especially someone at work), just to see what happens. Or the other day when I was in the grocery store and wondered what would happen if I stripped all my clothes off and shopped naked. But one thing that I've often thought of doing was stopping my car in the middle of traffic, getting out, dance in the middle of the street, then hop on my car and run on top of all the cars behind me. Exhilarating. Anybody else here able to relate?

 

[Dark Drakan]

I often have thoughts about smashing the people I work with in the face with blunt and sharp instruments alike.

 

[Tsuyu]

I often think about what it would be like to be a woman.

 

[Angel]

A lot of the time - kind of goes hand in hand with my whole talking to myself thing. I'd never do any of it, but I still think about it. Stupid stuff like just pulling out a sleeping bag in a shop and going to sleep on the floor or answering the door with nothing on just to see reactions. And the vomit, presumably.

So instead I just watch Jackass and let them do all that stuff for me

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

This is pretty much how my brain works, majority of my thoughts are ridiculous.

I always think about "What if id did this" moments all the time, some of them can be pretty hilarious..

But im pretty sure its normal for people to think like this..

 

[SelfAppointedGunslinger]

I remember having my face painted by some bloke in McDonald's as a kid, I couldn't stop giggling because I kept getting intrusive thoughts if him getting hit with a giant swinging cathedral bell for some reason.

I've had all sorts of crazy thoughts, remember having thoughts of my english teacher bashing her head of the desk randomly. Also I have thoughts about myself shaking my head in my hands and bashing my head on the floor Gray Fox style whilst babbling to myself, (seriously dunno what this is supposed to mean :/)

 

[Walker]

Um... not to sound weird, but touching people. Seriously-- I'm not good at physical contact, so hugs and suchlike fall under this heading.

Also, on a less thing-I-actually-might-do stage, occasionally it's like "OOH! You got a nice ass, baby. Lemme slap that for you." Not that I would ever do that to the random chick who just walked by in those tight spandex-y pants.

 

[This is my Albion]

I often think how people would react if i did the dramatic "throw a drink in their face" because they were being rude to me.

 

[SelfAppointedGunslinger]

I often think how people would react if i did the dramatic "throw a drink in their face" because they were being rude to me.

It's impossible to say unless you know them, most people wouldn't take it so well (me included.)

 

[This is my Albion]

It's impossible to say unless you know them, most people wouldn't take it so well (me included.)

I know its going to be a negative reaction, i just wonder if they'd shout at me or do a soap opera moment where we end up having a wuss fight.

 

[SelfAppointedGunslinger]

I know its going to be a negative reaction, i just wonder if they'd shout at me or do a soap opera moment where we end up having a wuss fight.

Well my first thought would be to return the favour and chuck my own drink back at you. But then again...that...would be a terrible waste of a good beer. Let's face it, buying drinks in a bar/pub isn't exactly cheap nowadays (at least where I come from) so I probably settle for yelling at you instead, I like my pints too much to waste them.

 

[This is my Albion]

Well my first thought would be to return the favour and chuck my own drink back at you. But then again...that...would be a terrible waste of a good beer. Let's face it, buying drinks in a bar/pub isn't exactly cheap nowadays (at least where I come from) so I probably settle for yelling at you instead, I like my pints too much to waste them.

That's fair. Id only think about doing it if you were being an a-hole customer and even then i grin and bear it.

 

[SelfAppointedGunslinger]

That's fair. Id only think about doing it if you were being an a-hole customer and even then i grin and bear it.

Yeah I've seen plenty of nasty folks in bars, the ones who think they can treat the person serving them like crap. Having a pint chucked in there face would give them a good reality check, they'd be pretty angry but hopefully they'd realise that just because they're the customer it dooesn't make them invincible.

I went for a drink and a meal to a resteraunt pub the other week with my grandparents and there was this lad there about my age running his mouth like he owned the place, the place was for families and there he was effing and jeffing like a sailor, his girlfriend wasn't much better either, I think a few people wanted to pour their drinks over those two that night.

 

[Quistrix]

I have to say I'm pretty disappointed. I was under the impression you actually did do those things, Scotty.

I frequently think "Wouldn't it be funny..." and so on. I joked with my mother about buying a little sailor outfit for our cat and just letting him walk into the livingroom wearing it while we have guests. Acting like nothing's up.

 

[Quistrix]

I thought that outfit was for Hobbes!

I feel our little Hobbelette is more adept at wearing sexy, little maid numbers. <3

 

[Quistrix]

And then we throw in a Disney-style song that Hobbe-little-mermaid sings about wanting more?

No, Lucky, he does my housework.

God sake.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

I often get the urge to punch really nice people who I talk to in the face.
It's always the people who least deserve it, which is why I consider it odd.

No, not just when I'm in a bad mood. Like, always. We'll be standing there happily chatting away and I'll secretly just be wondering what would happen if I threw one into their left cheek.

I also wonder if they're so nice that they'd accept an apology afterwards. You know, after it had obviously not been any sort of accident.

 

[Lenop]

I often get the urge to punch really nice people who I talk to in the face.
It's always the people who least deserve it, which is why I consider it odd.

No, not just when I'm in a bad mood. Like, always. We'll be standing there happily chatting away and I'll secretly just be wondering what would happen if I threw one into their left cheek.

I also wonder if they're so nice that they'd accept an apology afterwards. You know, after it had obviously not been any sort of accident.

Stop watching Fight Club. >.>

 

[Quistrix]

What has God's Sake to do with Hobbes? I cannot connect the two, or you meant you want a musical score with you, Hobbes and me?! Yohohoho ~

nope

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

Stop watching Fight Club. >.>

I've never seen it.......... :ermm:

See, I also sometimes wish I could be an actor, but acting seems so stressful and tedious so I wish I were an actor who could just take a pill, act, then wake up in his bed the next morning without any recollection of what he'd been doing. Just an actors salary and no memory.

Sounds awesome, right?