You mean you guys don't already do this...?Lets us all be skyclad and commence to dance under the heavenly night stars around our bonfire while having great orgies with each other, while eating sumptuous feasts and drawing each other's lewdness onto cavewalls. Let us defecate where we please and urinate in the river stream where we wash our hair.
And then! eat marshmallows while telling ghost stories before bedtime!
You mean you guys don't already do this...?
...nvm.