Nah, your fat, lazy lizards got nothing on our lithe, agressive beasts.
No. It. Doesn't. I've experienced both soccer and baseball. That doesn't make my opinion (baseball is more fun, soccer is easier to do (just need a ball, no bat, gloves, field)) any more valid than that of another guy, who's played them both and thinks soccer sucks and baseball is great, or vice versa, or hates them both. It also doesn't make my opinion any less biased than that of, say Cal Ripken, Jr, who played baseball for years, owns a baseball team, and lends his name to a youth baseball league. Whether you LIKE something or not is purely biased, purely opinion.
No offense, but claiming otherwise is balls-out stupid.
Nah. They're both one specific kind of sport-- apples. Fruits are sports in general (f'rinstance, oranges are probably ball games like soccer and all), food would be... competitive human activities? Let's say vegetables are games, the more uncomfortable drugs are war, and so on.