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shawnsterress
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accident kill
what is the funniest way you killed your wife:lol:
what is the funniest way you killed your wife:lol:
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shawnsterress
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Re: accident kill
mine is the safty was off when killing guards and hoped up to get a drink to summoned ghotes and my wife ran out and they all ganged her. but i had 5 more so i really dident care intell they all divorsed me later on.
mine is the safty was off when killing guards and hoped up to get a drink to summoned ghotes and my wife ran out and they all ganged her. but i had 5 more so i really dident care intell they all divorsed me later on.
Terminal Hapiness
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Re: accident kill
Are you telling me that enough people have accidentally killed their wives to make a thread about it?
Are you telling me that enough people have accidentally killed their wives to make a thread about it?
Aions
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i took my wife up to the bowerstone wall area (where the GG and 2 chests are) and i killed her there to make shure that no one saw
ninja so i shot her in the head then walked over to her body and farted on it, then i heard "you murderer!" and spun around to see a girl fleeing, i whiped out my pistol and shot her in the back, i walked up to her dead body and danced on it, i loled IRL
i took my wife up to the bowerstone wall area (where the GG and 2 chests are) and i killed her there to make shure that no one saw
ninja so i shot her in the head then walked over to her body and farted on it, then i heard "you murderer!" and spun around to see a girl fleeing, i whiped out my pistol and shot her in the back, i walked up to her dead body and danced on it, i loled IRL
TheJJMax
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Re: accident kill
that was epic
lolAions;339183 said:i took my wife up to the bowerstone wall area (where the GG and 2 chests are) and i killed her there to make shure that no one saw
that was epic
sfroggy1
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Re: accident kill
Genius ! lol
Aions;339183 said:i took my wife up to the bowerstone wall area (where the GG and 2 chests are) and i killed her there to make shure that no one saw
Genius ! lol
Vero Caerso
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Re: accident kill
Lolol..
For some reason i was getting annoyed at my wife because she was always complaining about not getting enough money and that,
So i made her follow me into wraithmarsh, ran into a banshee and left her there to die
Lolol..
For some reason i was getting annoyed at my wife because she was always complaining about not getting enough money and that,
So i made her follow me into wraithmarsh, ran into a banshee and left her there to die
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Logan
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Re: accident kill
The funniest (and only) way ive tried to kill my wife was when i had just married her and she said "let's go to my house..it'll be fun" and my mom heard so i had to shoot her
The funniest (and only) way ive tried to kill my wife was when i had just married her and she said "let's go to my house..it'll be fun" and my mom heard so i had to shoot her
N0L1MB5
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It was when I first started playing fable: I maried alex, for the quest, and was playing with me safty. Then sudenly BANG!!!!, my pistol goes off and all I see is my wife fly out the front window... Not really but that would off been sweet. But yeah that's my story.
It was when I first started playing fable: I maried alex, for the quest, and was playing with me safty. Then sudenly BANG!!!!, my pistol goes off and all I see is my wife fly out the front window... Not really but that would off been sweet. But yeah that's my story.
Evil Scarecrow
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Re: accident kill
i sacrifice them.
i sacrifice them.
TheJJMax
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One time my dad came in while my character was having unprotected sex :ninja:Logan;340699 said:The funniest (and only) way ive tried to kill my wife was when i had just married her and she said "let's go to my house..it'll be fun" and my mom heard so i had to shoot her
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Freitag1134
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Re: accident kill
i had my wife on the ledge in castle fairfax and shot her off (she wouldn't have kids)
i had my wife on the ledge in castle fairfax and shot her off (she wouldn't have kids)
Garth Algar's Revenge
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She invited me to bed and I accepted. So she went on follow, but the phone wrang so I paused. I came back and forgot what I was up to (and that she was following). Walked out of the village, got attacked by highwaymen, and she got assassinated. I was too late
oh, and there was once when I just got lvl 5 fireball/enflame. I just got done with a killing spree in a different town, and forgot to turn saftey mode back on. Killed my wife and mother of 3 kids, town cryer, and about 6 namless villagers. Oops.
She invited me to bed and I accepted. So she went on follow, but the phone wrang so I paused. I came back and forgot what I was up to (and that she was following). Walked out of the village, got attacked by highwaymen, and she got assassinated. I was too late
oh, and there was once when I just got lvl 5 fireball/enflame. I just got done with a killing spree in a different town, and forgot to turn saftey mode back on. Killed my wife and mother of 3 kids, town cryer, and about 6 namless villagers. Oops.