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Anti-Porn Speech

Wonderfoole WINO

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May 19, 2008
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Anti-Porn Speech

I thought this was quite funny so Id share it. This is a made up speach for an anti-porn/smut person. It was originally written by George Carlin. Im having to listen to it and then type it out so the spelling is gonna be a bit sucky. :P please dont turn this into a porn argument, its just a joke. here it is.

"Our thrust is to prick holes in the stiff front erected by the smut dealers. We must keep mounting an offencive to penitrate any crack in his defences, so we can lay to rest his dominant position. We want him hung and we want fast action. So lets get on em, lets run through a stiff bail law, so it will be hard for him to get it up. We've got to come together, so we can whip this thing into submition. It will be hard on us but we cant lick it by being soft!"
 
Re: Anti-Porn Speech

Oh my god it's like an anti-porn speech filled with sexual innuendos!

ha ha.. the irony! ha ha hahhhh...


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Re: Anti-Porn Speech

:P This Shouldn't Be The Highlight Of My Day
But That Lil Speech Did Remind Me Of One Particularly HORRIBLE Porno From The 90's
Gallery Of Sin ... Just ... Look It Up. Not Hardcore Graphic, But The Writing Will Ruin Any Decent Fab Session