Ask The Staff 'Anything'

[Angel]

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@ Female Staff: Picture this: You're at a fancy restaurant and I'm the lead singer of the band that's playing, Suddenly I stop singing and my band mates stop playing, I beckon to you, and when you get up on stage, I ask you to sing the part of barbie in "Barbie girl - Aqua" as me and my band take off our fancy clothes to reveal swimming trunks and hawaiian shirts, I tell you that if you do this, we'll give you 8000 dollars. Would you do it?

Easy - you got yourself a deal. I take cash, PayPal and all major credit/debit cards. Sorry, no cheques.

 

[Hermit]

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To all who don't think I haz teh muneez:

You see, I am an inventor and a scientist, and I have invented multiple things you use on a day to day basis. One of my most popular inventions is lazers, and every time a lazer is used (any type of lazer) I get a $1000 royalty cheque.

At the moment, I am however somewhat stripped of cash due to my latest experiment, but you have my word as a gentleman (I'm british now) that when I get the money you will be paid.

 

[Gikoku]

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@ Male Staff: If I offer you 8000 dollars and pay for the zoot suit (and your medical bills lol), will you walk up to your wife/girlfriend/some random girl in a pink zoot suit, and sing this VERY loudly (in a public place) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfIGt_6r5DY and make sure someone takes pictures (That you must post), would you do it?

Sure, I've already done something similar to that anyway.. just not in the suit nor with that song, but I like that song.

 

[Tsuyu]

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ZZ Top is the shizznatz.

 

[Daemon300]

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To all who don't think I haz teh muneez:

You see, I am an inventor and a scientist, and I have invented multiple things you use on a day to day basis. One of my most popular inventions is lazers, and every time a lazer is used (any type of lazer) I get a $1000 royalty cheque.

At the moment, I am however somewhat stripped of cash due to my latest experiment, but you have my word as a gentleman (I'm british now) that when I get the money you will be paid.

Be friendly, and let me borrow a few $ as a sign of peace okay?

 

[Firis]

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If there was a world war between Communists and Nazis and you had to join, who would you side with? (The Nazis offer better conditions for their soldiers and are better equipped but are eviler.)

You have to join one of them, but the Nazis aren't run by Hitler, so they are less Racist.

 

[Gikoku]

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If there was a world war between Communists and Nazis and you had to join, who would you side with? (The Nazis offer better conditions for their soldiers and are better equipped but are eviler.)

What happens if you choose neither and ignore them?

 

[Firis]

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What happens if you choose neither and ignore them?

You are captured and tortured, there is a conscription on both sides.

Edited original question.

 

[Hermit]

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Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a soldier!

I would join the communists, for I love Mother Russia.

*Picks up an AK-47*

AAAAAAHHHHH MOTHERLAND!!!!!!!!

 

[Firis]

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Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a soldier!

I would join the communists, for I love Mother Russia.

*Picks up an AK-47*

AAAAAAHHHHH MOTHERLAND!!!!!!!!

I never said it was Russia. But if it was Russia that would seal the deal for me.

 

[Hermit]

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I never said it was Russia. But if it was Russia that would seal the deal for me.

You shut your mouth, Mother Russia will always be there to combat the Nazi's, no matter the requirements.

AHHHHH MOTHERLAND!

P.S. My full name is Mikhail Ion Lazerclaw.

 

[Tsuyu]

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Communists. Because the core concept of Communism isn't bad. Nazism, however, has no redeeming qualities. Well maybe one; the uniforms are fabulous.

 

[Dark Drakan]

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ZZ Top is the shizznatz.

Had privilege of watching them at Download Festival last year and they were superb.

If there was a world war between Communists and Nazis and you had to join, who would you side with? (The Nazis offer better conditions for their soldiers and are better equipped but are eviler.)

You have to join one of them, but the Nazis aren't run by Hitler, so they are less Racist.

Better conditions but more evil... well im sold... however do they offer a pension scheme or bonuses based on kills?

 

[Angel]

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If there was a world war between Communists and Nazis and you had to join, who would you side with? (The Nazis offer better conditions for their soldiers and are better equipped but are eviler.)

You have to join one of them, but the Nazis aren't run by Hitler, so they are less Racist.

Communism all the way

 

[nurgle07]

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I'd be Nazi, and kill their leader!:devil:

 

[Gikoku]

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Communist then.

 

[Evan]

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Staff, who's your favorite Lion King character? (could be from lion king 1, 1.5, or 2)

 

[Dark Drakan]

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Staff, who's your favorite Lion King character? (could be from lion king 1, 1.5, or 2)

Scar of course.

 

[Evan]

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Mine's Kovu. He's a cool one.

 

[Gikoku]

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Staff, who's your favorite Lion King character? (could be from lion king 1, 1.5, or 2)

Definitely Scarface, but I also like Kimba.