Ask The Staff 'Anything'

[Steve]

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Angel and Steve, how old are those kiddies of yours again?

Jessica recently turned nine and Jake is due for his one year birthday on September 12th. =]

 

[Gikoku]

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Glad to have me back? Or Hate me and want me to leave?

Glad you're back.

All staff: What questions do you like best?

Also: If one fictional world could be spawned into existence (another universe, to which we could travel), which would you choose?

I like sex questions, but just about any question is fine with me.

Uhh, the world of Dragon Ball Z.. always liked that world, excluding the constant threats of world domination.

Dear Staff:
Would you mind writing a freestyle and posting it? I want to hear your rhyming skills.
Regards
C. McNasty

... I'm not gonna lie, I actually used to do freestyling for kicks at the other forum I was at years ago, I'll see if it's still there.

EDIT: Found it..

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*adjusts my kimono* *clears throat*

Back and forth battle of the Euro & Brooklyn,
Step aside,
It's showtime for the Asian,
Two flicks of the Akomeogi and a dust off of my Kimono,
I chow my rice, with a slap of ma' fan,
KUNG-POW! Ya gone mono,
I'm slick like liquid lightning,
Hotter than the dragon's fire,
Woah! Look Out!
This AZN is simply frightening!
Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride,
This man is done, for here comes Leviathan's Tsunami tide!

*pulls up kimono and runs for higher ground*

Absolutely awful. :lol:

All staff: WOULD YOU DARE DEFY THE GOD OF WAR!?

Sure, I mean look at him..

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Dear staff: After careful deliberation, and research, I found out very peculiar information, regarding the structure of the universe. As the government obviously doesn't want us to eat cheese, the trains from China and Italy are moving at different speeds. So now that it's raining, the pirates from Alpha-745 and Mars, are stealing the cookies from my evil clone, that has created a new device for making confetti. As this all resolves into an electromagnetic wave of fruitcakes, one question remains to answer everything related to everything. So now that I have shared my findings, I want to ask:

Why?!​

World. Domination.

@ All staff: What do you think about these kind of questions, and how do you handle them?

I don't mind them, I handle them with my brain.

Do you have glasses or contacts or if none wat would you choose

I wear glasses, but not often. My eyes have gradually gotten worse during my adult years.

 

[D3m190d]

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World. Domination.

Well, that's better than Drakan's answer. Hmm, it does make more sense, keeping in mind the law of gravity, suspended as a cellphone across a random bridge in America, on a Tuesday night. I wonder... Astronomic equations with spaghetti... Thank you very much. I'm now one step closer to ______.

 

[Hermit]

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@ Gikoku: NO, I MEANT THIS ONE:

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@ ALL STAFF: CAPS IS AWESOME, Y/N?

 

[Walker]

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Gikoku wanted a sex question, so: which do you prefer: the geek-hot glasses look or the contacts?

Yes, Drakan already answered, so he's exempted.

Your concept of time is mind-shatteringly bad. And names too, you don't seem to be good with names.

All gospel truth. But hey, I was kinda right with Jessica.

EDIT: Also, why is Gikoku's signature image so hypnotic?

 

[Firis]

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I like sex questions, but just about any question is fine with me.

What is your opinion on gokun and bukkake?

 

[White_Howler]

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What is your opinion on gokun and bukkake?

On that note what is your opinion on furries, and yiffy... two separate questions.

 

[Firis]

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I am a proud furbag. XD

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

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... I'm not gonna lie, I actually used to do freestyling for kicks at the other forum I was at years ago, I'll see if it's still there.

EDIT: Found it..

Spoiler

*adjusts my kimono* *clears throat*

Back and forth battle of the Euro & Brooklyn,
Step aside,
It's showtime for the Asian,
Two flicks of the Akomeogi and a dust off of my Kimono,
I chow my rice, with a slap of ma' fan,
KUNG-POW! Ya gone mono,
I'm slick like liquid lightning,
Hotter than the dragon's fire,
Woah! Look Out!
This AZN is simply frightening!
Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride,
This man is done, for here comes Leviathan's Tsunami tide!

*pulls up kimono and runs for higher ground*

Absolutely awful. :lol:

don't be ridiculous. in this case it was quantity i was after, not quality. a quantity of 1 to be exact. for bothering to entertain my bizarre requests,
+rep. :lol:

 

[Gikoku]

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@ Gikoku: NO, I MEANT THIS ONE:

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@ ALL STAFF: CAPS IS AWESOME, Y/N?

1. In that case, see Drakan's answer.

2. no.

Gikoku wanted a sex question, so: which do you prefer: the geek-hot glasses look or the contacts?

Definitely the dorky geek look, get those nice buck teeth w/ braces, curly afro, and put them in a schoolgirl outfit and I'll be happy. Very happy.

EDIT: Also, why is Gikoku's signature image so hypnotic?

... *looks down*...

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Ah, because it's Asain..

What is your opinion on gokun and bukkake?

If you remember your old question about everyone's creepiest fetish, then you know I like to get messy and for things to be messy. As for gokun.... chug! chug! chug! chug! chug! chug!

On that note what is your opinion on furries, and yiffy... two separate questions.

Yiffy.. There's some really good material on furries out there, uh.. particularly Nezumi's work (if you know who she is, good artist). But yeah, if I'm ever in the mood for it I have no problem with it.

As for furries, whatever makes people happy, I don't mind and I do like some of it. I personally wouldn't do dress up though, unless my wife seriously requested it for the bedroom role-play.

don't be ridiculous. in this case it was quantity i was after, not quality. a quantity of 1 to be exact. for bothering to entertain my bizarre requests,

^_^

 

[Walker]

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Gikoku, never post that again. I much prefer being hypnotized by dancing young women.

@ Gikoku: NO, I MEANT THIS ONE:

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Correct me if I'm wrong, since I've never played the game, but that's Kratos, not Ares, correct? So he is not the god of war.

Also, Gikoku, is it bad that I find your fetishes creepier than Tsuyu's?

 

[Gikoku]

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Correct me if I'm wrong, since I've never played the game, but that's Kratos, not Ares, correct? So he is not the god of war.

He kills Ares and becomes the new God of war.

Also, Gikoku, is it bad that I find your fetishes creepier than Tsuyu's?

Well, despite Tsuyu finding some of my fetishes disgusting and disturbing, I've yet to see just how far Tsuyu himself will go.

But, that would be up to you if it's a bad thing... do you enjoy the thought of me possibly being a sicker pervert than Tsuyu?

 

[Firis]

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Also, Gikoku, is it bad that I find your fetishes creepier than Tsuyu's?

As I have stated several times, I am the one people should worry about :blush:

 

[Dark Drakan]

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Well, that's better than Drakan's answer.

Id just done a 15 hour shift and simply put i couldnt be bothered.

 

[Firis]

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@Staff, I was walkin down the street and out o'the corner of my eye I saw a pretty little thing approachin me, what did I say to her and what was her response?

 

[Walker]

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He kills Ares and becomes the new God of war.

Does that make sense? I'm gonna say... no.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

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@Staff, I was walkin down the street and out o'the corner of my eye I saw a pretty little thing approachin me, what did I say to her and what was her response?

well, actually SHE spoke first saying she'd never seen a man who looked so all alone and if you could use a little company. if you pay the right price, your evening will be nice and you can go and send her on her way.
THEN you said you're such a sweet young thing why'd you do this to yourself?

 

[Sephiroxas]

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Which do you like better, American Dad or Family Guy?

 

[Tsuyu]

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Which do you like better, American Dad or Family Guy?

Futurama


But if I had to pick?

Family Guy.

The characters are just better. And whilst most of the stuff is just cheap fart jokes, they hit a homerun whenever they just put the effort to do so. I remember watching an episode the other day where they parodied/paid homage to three Steven King books (well, the movies based on the books) and it was delightful.

 

[Gikoku]

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Which do you like better, American Dad or Family Guy?

American Dad, Roger gets me almost every time especially with his ridiculous disguises. The dysfunctional family of Family Guy doesn't make me laugh anymore, nor does the stale humor.