Ask The Staff 'Anything'

[Tsuyu]

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"Lets all have sex with Tsuyu, girls!"-day.

 

[Gikoku]

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Take my mind off it with something else.

Ditto.

 

[droded]

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"Lets all have sex with Tsuyu, girls!"-day.

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[Angel]

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^You promised you wouldn't share those photos of me and my friends from fat camp :'(

 

[droded]

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^You promised you wouldn't share those photos of me and my friends from fat camp :'(

I'm just glad there's one where I'm not shown in the reflection from the windows.

 

[Tsuyu]

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I only mate with prime Swedish stock. Take those American cows outta here!

 

[Gikoku]

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I'm feeling kinda horny right now. Play some peek-a-boo games with the folds of fat, covered in oil. Stick tongue in the giant navel cave and play merry go-round.

Hah, I like that.

Dear Staff,
no idea if this has been asked, but i'm not about to trudge through 151 pages (on my browser).

If you could have a 'day', what would it be?
by day, i mean, like, national pathology week, or talk like a pirate day.

Nudist Day. Everyone gets naked, except for my relatives... that's just awkward. Can't deal with my Dad's package and my Mom's chesticles flopping around in the sun when they walk down the street.

Dear staff, she told me she was 18.
what should i do?

Run away to Sweden, Tsuyu will take good care of you.

Does Drakan drink?

He's the Bruce Lee of beer drinkers, he has in fact developed a complete immunity to hangovers and alcohol intoxication.

The mayor is the awesome which is Bruce Campbell. Do you like any of his stuff? Have you ever even heard of him?

Of course I know who Campbell is, and shame on anyone who doesn't. Shame on them.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

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Dear staff
i'm really snoop dogg.
want free tickets? =]

 

[Walker]

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I only mate with prime Swedish stock. Take those American cows outta here!

First Google image for Swedish stock:

Prime Swdish Stock:

First person to show up under "prime Swedish stock:"

You can keep 'em, Tsuyu.

 

[Angel]

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Dear staff
i'm really snoop dogg.
want free tickets? =]

When you actually do more than talk in rhyme and make up words ending in "izzle".

and when it constitutes music.

 

[GrimWhim]

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Dear Staff,
If you had to have your ass kicked by Bruce Lee, Bruce Campbell, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger or Bruce Willis, who would you choose and why?

 

[Tsuyu]

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The Governator. Because nowadays he is a doughy sack of crap.

 

[Gikoku]

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Dear Staff,
If you had to have your ass kicked by Bruce Lee, Bruce Campbell, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger or Bruce Willis, who would you choose and why?

Bruce Lee, because it would be an honor.

 

[GrimWhim]

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The Governator. Because nowadays he is a doughy sack of crap.

I should have mentioned that they're all in their prime and alive. Still want the Governator?

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

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To be, or not to be?

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

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To be, or not to be?

i just wanna add.
TB (tuberculosis) or not TB
that is congestion.
consumption be done about it?
of cough! of cough!

 

[queenofdisco]

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Dear staff I just shaved my beard, to where should I send this sexy thick hair to be your wondrous gift?

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

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Dear staff I just shaved my beard, to where should I send this sexy thick hair to be your wondrous gift?

i'm sure some people could find a use for it.

 

[D3m190d]

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What is he most fast-growing thread you ever had, around here? (Thread is posted -> replies spawn very quickly.)

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

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Dear Staff, you may not know this about me, but i am an incredible ski ball player. i just got back from the amusement park with 189 tickets from 4 bucks.
and with that i got 3 decks of cards and 28 (number may be lower by the time you read this) packets of smarties candy.

what should i do with them?