Ask The Staff 'Anything'

[Angel]

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Dear Staff:
Would you mind writing a freestyle and posting it? I want to hear your rhyming skills.
Regards
C. McNasty

My rhyming skills are non-existent. Sorry.

What colour is 12?

Blue

Angel and Steve, how old are those kiddies of yours again?

Young Miss Jessica should be, what... nine? Ten?

And... James? His name isn't James, is it? Stevie Junior? Is what, two, three?

Jessica is 9 going on 18 and Jake is nearly one but a bit...um...backwards. He eats shoes, for goodness sakes.

All staff: WOULD YOU DARE DEFY THE GOD OF WAR!?

He can kiss my fat backside.

Dear staff: After careful deliberation, and research, I found out very peculiar information, regarding the structure of the universe. As the government obviously doesn't want us to eat cheese, the trains from China and Italy are moving at different speeds. So now that it's raining, the pirates from Alpha-745 and Mars, are stealing the cookies from my evil clone, that has created a new device for making confetti. As this all resolves into an electromagnetic wave of fruitcakes, one question remains to answer everything related to everything. So now that I have shared my findings, I want to ask:

Why?!​

Note that the Polynesian glue is not enriched by extraterrestrial microchips, or any other meteor-cows, for that matter. So please answer this question.

@ Angel: You do not have to feel like a moron on this one, as 68,4% of the information regarding samba-classes on the moon is classified. =/




@ All staff: What do you think about these kind of questions, and how do you handle them?

I cry.

Do you have glasses or contacts or if none wat would you choose

I wear glasses but prefer contacts. Sadly my tear count is crappy so contacts dry out too quick for me.

@Staff, I was walkin down the street and out o'the corner of my eye I saw a pretty little thing approachin me, what did I say to her and what was her response?

You said hi, she screamed for the police.

Which do you like better, American Dad or Family Guy?

Family Guy.

But I'm not staff so here's a question: Who likes anime?

I only like some anime - a lot of it looks like self-indulgent rubbish to me.

Kid Chameleon or I Wanna Be The Guy?

No idea what any of that is.

Is it just me who suspects I'm secretly an idiot?

I don't suspect...I KNOW. But you like books so that's ok with me

Question for fellow Staff, if you won a million dollars.. what would be the first thing you purchase?

Ur mom *infantile sniggering*

Nah, I don't actually need anything so I'd give it someone else, most likely. Or save it.

@ All Staff: Hi there. How are you?

Pretty good, thanks

i can haz reconz? :'(

@ Angel
can i haz reconz?

Chris Redfield is going to be a bit late, but once he's in position the armour is all yours

 

[TRA Rotid]

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How come James May spams "****" on air all the time? I thought it was an offensive word.

See, it's even censored here.
It starts with "c", followed by an "o". Ends with a "k", you fill in the rest.

 

[Azer249]

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@Staff, I was walkin down the street and out o'the corner of my eye I saw a pretty little thing approachin me, what did I say to her and what was her response?

If you pay the right price you evening will be nice and you can go and send me on my way

I said your such a sweet young thing why do you do this to yourslef she looked at me and this is what she said

Oh there aint no rest for the wicked money dont grow on trees i got bills to pay i got mouths to feed there aint nothing in this world for free ;D

 

[Dark Drakan]

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How come James May spams "****" on air all the time? I thought it was an offensive word.

See, it's even censored here.
It starts with "c", followed by an "o". Ends with a "k", you fill in the rest.

Its an offensive word but after the watershed (9pm) its perfectly fine.

 

[Walker]

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**** isn't actually all that popular over here. Don't recall anyone really slinging it around. Kinda odd, but that just occurred to me.

EDIT: And I'm going to claim that the ease of misinterpreting that sentence was entirely deliberate.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

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Dear staff, she told me she was 18.
what should i do?

 

[Hermit]

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Dear staff, she told me she was 18.
what should i do?

Run

Run as fast as your legs can carry you

 

[Angel]

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Dear staff, she told me she was 18.
what should i do?

Sue her for false advertising. With today's laws, it could happen.

 

[Walker]

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Sounds like Cheez and Bubba down at the local pen are going to be bestest friends.

 

[Dark Drakan]

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Dear staff, she told me she was 18.
what should i do?

Seek a lawyer.

 

[Firis]

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Can Geico really save me 15% or more on car insurance?

Does Drakan drink?

 

[Dark Drakan]

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Can Geico really save me 15% or more on car insurance?

If they cant then lots of places can. I saved lots on price compare sites (even i sound like im in an ad now).

Does Drakan drink?

I will leave the other staff to answer that one for me & see what interesting responses i get...

:lol:

 

[Angel]

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Does Drakan drink? Does Drakan drink...?


Um...













yes.

 

[Steve]

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Question for fellow Staff, if you won a million dollars.. what would be the first thing you purchase?

An Intel i7 980x CPU. <3

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

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dear staff: what do you do when you are anticipating something very much and the wait for it is driving you mad?
yes, this is hypothetical.
yes, it could be nonhypothetical.

 

[Angel]

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dear staff: what do you do when you are anticipating something very much and the wait for it is driving you mad?
yes, this is hypothetical.
yes, it could be nonhypothetical.

Hypothetically - kill someone

non-hypothetically - kill someone

Actually, this is kind of the deal with Fable 3 - I'm having to get sucked back into Oblivion in order to take my mind off how much I want to play this game. And I know NOTHING about it - nothing at all. I've purposely not read a single spoiler thread in the Fable 3 forum area and it'll all be a complete mystery and surprise for me when my copy does finally arrive.

I'M SO EXCITED!!!11111ONE

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

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Hypothetically - kill someone

non-hypothetically - kill someone

Actually, this is kind of the deal with Fable 3 - I'm having to get sucked back into Oblivion in order to take my mind off how much I want to play this game. And I know NOTHING about it - nothing at all. I've purposely not read a single spoiler thread in the Fable 3 forum area and it'll all be a complete mystery and surprise for me when my copy does finally arrive.

I'M SO EXCITED!!!11111ONE

hmm, play oblivion...noted.
time to bust out the old copy, or maybe even morrowind.

good idea
have some +rep
(even though your forum powers render it useless :lol

 

[Dark Drakan]

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dear staff: what do you do when you are anticipating something very much and the wait for it is driving you mad?
yes, this is hypothetical.
yes, it could be nonhypothetical.

Take my mind off it with something else.

 

[joslen1]

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Dear Staff,
no idea if this has been asked, but i'm not about to trudge through 151 pages (on my browser).

If you could have a 'day', what would it be?
by day, i mean, like, national pathology week, or talk like a pirate day.

 

[Angel]

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Fancy Dress Day - I love dressing up. Probably because I'm mentally about 5 years old